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I asked my wife to be more playful. She sent this to me this morning.
My reaction when my dad saw me on reddit browsing "gonewild" and he says
Took a trip to Ruby Falls. What does this look like to you? Possibly NSFW. (X-post
(NSFW) My friend felt that he needed to send this to me today.
I left something special in the bedroom for my boyfriend to come home to today.
In response to a recent r/Gonewild photo, I was inspired to make this...
Younger cousin wanted to watch the movie 'Holes', and then asked me what one to download.
I went to the really run down theater in my town to see the Lego Movie last night.
Do I know my memes a little to well, not to see this gay manifestation in more than
In an attempt to find a particular photo of Bruce Campbell from ARMY OF DARKNESS,
I'd prefer to see the girls between outbreaks, but who am I to judge? NSFW
Ten points to the person who can guess what I was trying to spell (yeah, I'm British)
Told to get sun shield for our car, she said "Nothing nerdy or relating to space".
I Google "lick the tip" to get a meme pic to send, got caught of guard
If you want to play right, you might want to practice with these.. NSFW
Kettlebells shaped like boobs, the sexiest thing to happen to exercise equipment
These guys really do have the right to say whatever they want, my wife also possesses
This wasn't the first or last person to moon the train I'm on. Just the one I managed
Saved a snapchat that I sent to a friend, all I have to say is Dat Image Preview
my push up is to hard to push up
One of my friends at work asked me to make this so he could use it to pick on his
Mr. Owl, how many lick does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
[nsfw] Was searching for a video to fap to when suddenly
Finally found my superhero costume based on myself to wear to Supanova.
Another successfully educational day at the zoo...Today we learn how to count to
I'm a pro-slacker, and my advise to aspiring losers usually comes down to this:
Probably not the best towel to lose to my neighbours garden
My honey wanted to know if I was going to work on my jewelry.
The front page seems to be rather to-the-point today.
This asshole robot keeps trying to talk to me
I would like to remind Reddit to go outside and enjoy the burkini season [NSFW]
At first glance, Red Robin's new ads are a bit disturbing. (Potato Quality helps
My friend asked me to mix the coco in to the batter!
Co-worker of mine posed next to a promo sign at work, thought I'd take it to the
My response to a dick pic somebody felt compelled to send me. [NSFW]
There is absolutely no appropriate way to react to this situation... [NSFW]
They seriously need to re-think whatever the hell this toy is supposed to be. (NSFW)
He wouldn't answer the phone so I had to resort to emoticons. It was harsh I know.
A guy I used to play baseball with sent this picture in to tosh.0 and he used it
I asked my wife permission to post this too... I didn't have to give her all my reddit
MRW the workplace arsehole asks me how to submit GIFs to Reddit
Found this on r/wtf and this immediately popped in my head. So of course I had to
He asked what I was doing... Only logical response was "I'm sexting" then
My pregnant wife wanted me to take a picture of her and her belly and send it to
7 traits that make women more attractive to men (according to science) NSFW
In response to Kim K baring her ass to the world, this popped up on my news feed..
Does this say "Naughty Elf"? Or "Naughty Ey"? Me and the other
In tense times like these, it's important to remember how to greet your niggahs at
My wife wanted to know how old Dick Vitale was. Told her to ask Siri. Looks like
What a trip to michaels for my girlfriend, I got to see some boobs !
All the Fs....you should do to a girl (according to Jay from The Inbetweeners)
Might just have to give it to this peanut butter.
During the summer I went to Yellowstone National Park, Old Faithful seemed happy
u/OB1FBM This is my Christmas presents to you mainly and to the people of Reddit.
My Mother-in-law's gift to us. I introduce you to Kitty Rooster. Warning: hand drawn
You guys need to learn how to deal with your neighbor problems like this guy.
My friend and I got drunk and I decided it was a good idea to take a dump in the
In response to the world record poo of the day. I present to you, my 2 year old son.
NSFW? Wife saw what I was trying to do and ran to get out of the picture. Now I'm
Grandma tried to give this 'Toy' to my 3 yr old daughter NSFW