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When I Say

When I was a kid this was my first crush. I even wrote her a fan letter when I was
Say what you will about the ending(s), but it was raining in the room when this happened
when ever a post says nsfw when it is sfw
when my friend says stupid thing its what i say
When my wife says she's going to go shopping and will be back soon
When you want to get off, just say 'Stop'.
When she calls saying she's alone and wants to hang out at her place
When she takes off her shirt is one of the few times it's acceptable to say 'I did
When your parents say your outfit is too revealing
when he doesn't say when
When her tattoo says 'slut' you know she's a classy lady!
When the shitlords say there's only 2 genders
When you're trying to read a book to your child and he says he wants to go home.
When you wake up at Trade's house the Morning After, and he says he liked the Session
When You Ask What's For Dinner And She Says "me"
When Barron Trump says he likes My Little Pony
When You Walk Into The Kitchen And Ask What's For Breakfast And She Says "Me".
When she got what you need, but says you're just a friend
When the landing strip ends up crooked you say "Fuck it" and shave it all
When my wife says she doesn't feel like making dinner
When I lay on my back, my boobs say bye xD
When you're leaving the pub and your mate says something dumb.
When you pour in the silicone and they forget to say when.
When you see a black person and say "Nigger"
When it doesn't fit, but you say fuck it and put it on anyway lol thic girl problems
When Ancestry.com says you're 0,2% Indian and 0,2% Palestinan
When you're 33 but your PJs say dif[f]erently
When I climb on top of you to say good morning (part 2)
When Your Friend Says It's Safe to Come Out
When You Ask Whats For Dinner And She Send You This Pic Saying "Hope You're
When you can’t say no to her birthday wish
When your agent says you have an audition with Harvey Weinstein in five minutes
When your husband's boss says to him my god have you seen this BigBoobsGW page on
When your bud says he hasn't had a blowjob recently.
When the hunky stoner outside the gas station says he'll do anything for some cigs,
When you invite a guy for a date but are too shy to fuck but he says its okay and
When the sign says no snacks but you're there anyway
When your hot, older coworker invites you over when her husband is out of town, say
When you walk in and she says nothing but, "Sit!"
When you get so good at anal you win a hat that says cock
When the Maids say it's time for Room Service
When he catches you playing and says keep going, I wanna watch ?
When your girlfriend is as perfect and slutty as Charli XCX, you have no choice but
When the dress code says "modest"
When the body talks what is there to say
When you only have one thing to offer and it's not good enough for a round 2 it says
TBT to when I could travel to visit my hot friends ?
When the straight white boy says he wants to be a discreet little slut and try sucking
When I text you saying I'm on my way, this is what I actually am doing. I'm sorry
When Your Daughter Says...."Daddy I like It Better When Y'all Wear Normal Clothes
When I got up, I thought I would surprise my wife by making breakfast for her, when
"...When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a MILF with her legs
When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend
When he asks me to say it with his cock in my throat!
when you eat the metal acorn, they say you begin the transformation
When we meet vs when youve gone home with blue balls after our first date What can
When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
When I went to get the paper the guy walking his dog was so talkative...when I see
When I went to get the paper the guy walking his dog was so talkative...when I see
When dad calls to say he'll be home late, the fun with mom really begins.

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