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Supreme Court of India... Or,... Umm... dickbutt
Christmas lights just got put up in my town...they've really....umm...risen to the
(NSFW) Umm...Is this real? If it is...WTF.
[NSFW] So umm, today my poop stood straight up.
[NSFW] Umm...what?
Ladies who enjoy the sight could send a little P[M] and we could chat about... umm,
[NSFW] Umm...why is it flesh colored?
Wanna help hang the [M]istletoe on my umm tree?
Come for the thighs, stay for the...umm...penis?
The New Nezha Deluxe is... Umm...
From my bordertown in texas... Umm theres no black people here millennials. Just
*Knock Knock* Umm My Car BroZe Down, Can I Come In? ?⛈