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I Was Funny

Got some Chinese today, GF was not as amused [Fixed]

My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes

Well.. that was a little unexpected

What was your name again? nsfw

Made a snowman during the storm (WI)...today the buttons and stuff had fallen off

Asked my boyfriend what was for dessert, he gave me this.

My friend bought me some pasta...my mom made it last night thinking it was penne.

Photobombing before it was cool

I was in the local sex shop and found the Michelin Man's penis...

I live in CA. I got a package from some guy I've never heard of in NC. It was this...I

"Dude, she was on her phone the whole time . . ." [NSFW]

So, I was in Kohls today...

So i was browsing Google maps when I found this...

I Googled "Space Nipples". I Was not disappointed.

I was looking at sex toys when I came across this review...

Went to take a shower and this is what was left by my brother... (NSFW)

At an arcade I was at, someone tried to exchange this for 4 quarters. NSFW.

My friends were watching my bfs guinea pig while we were away. This is the picture

For my cakeday, I present to you the cake i received on my birthday. I was recently

I asked how my mates holiday was going, he sent this back NSFW

So I was pushing some old car parts around and then this happened, my son thinks

So i was cleaning my old computer and I found this. It made my day...

My girlfriend was out in the middle of a forest picking mushrooms with her mother,

My dad is 79 and lost his vision a year ago. He got it back Thursday, and to celebrate

r/earthporn was not amused by this.

Not a single fuck was given here (OC)

My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer and had to have a double mastectomy. This

I bet the invisible woman was a dirty girl. (X-post /r/rule34) [NSFW]

Found this on my whiteboard this morning. It appears my wife was a bit upset with

A friend of mine was joking around while traveling and working on a farm in New Zealand.

I was in Animart today when I saw this. Then I turned to my girlfriend and said "Look.

Saw a little more of Monica than I was expecting S7E14

What was goofy studying Disney?

Walked in on my girl munching on carpet... Told her it was ok and that i loved her

So there was this Dugtrio cosplay at Anime Expo. (NSFW)

I honestly think the hacked Food Network twitter account was better...

And that was the day Spongebob and Patrick discovered something even better than

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

NSFW So was at my local Walmart looking for tablets for kids and came across this.

A Model I Work with was Sending Requests for Edits, I Can't Stop Laughing

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