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Oh hell why not? [M]y gf calls it her favorite Arby's fry...kinda not sure how to

My new wallpaper. I call it "It gives me wood".

High and working from home. Sometimes I get bored and whip it out while on a phone

The best use for le[f]t over Christ[m]as cookie icing. We call it an Icing J, and

As requested dorkiest piece of clothing. I love it but my (f)riends call it dorky.

I work in IT at a university. A professor called, panicking, asking for us to send

Wife hates it when I call her lady business an open wound, but it looks like I may

I call it "the fate of the universe" because it rests in my hands

(NSFW) This is a real thing, my sister has one and always brings it to our retreats,

the pic calls it a rope ladder but it looks like a modified version of a Futumomo

Does anyone have the video that this image is from? It used to be called amythest

[f]ound what could, technically, be called a little black dress but it's rather holey

Chaika Week Day 6: May As Well Call It Red Chaika Week At This Point, Butt It's Not

(F)ella called my pussy beautiful and said he could recognize it anywhere...let's

I shall call it Squishy and it shall be mine.

We'll just call it incest and leave it at that.

Got a thick 7 inch dick but my girlfriend knows I like when she calls it small and

Not the prettiest corn, but it was my first attempt at corn ever and there weren't

Annnd it happened, almost exactly how you called it would, every bully has a hole

BBC... Would it be wrong to call it one?

I don't know if I'd call it cute but here it is

just watched Austin Powers wanted to make a meme on it. Don't open it at school they'll

Considering that it's supposedly quite nearly as gross as Mega Babies' vore episode,

Per special request...if it isn’t a scalding shower, can you even call it good?

This is my final project for my Tech I class for my BFA in Design and Technology

Last person that saw it called it a sausage dick

I wouldnt call it maaaassive myself but I think it's a good one.

When a celebrity starts to go crazy or needs to restore public perceptions, I’m

This bastard kept calling me a fag in high school. We'll see what it does to him

Tried some weird experimental yoghurt called a swap-yoghurt, it turned me into this

I'd be pissed if my new iPhone 11 Pro Max took such horrible quality pics! But dropping

Pick a hole and stretch it out, even better call a friend and stretch both out at

do they call it mooning because it's so pale?? ??

First time I've dunked on someone wanting free shit. Way more fun than I thought

This girl had the best make up, and even called herself a "Cat Eye Queen",

Famous cosplayer photoshopped her inflatable-boob latex costume to look like it's

Today people kept calling me by the wrong name. I shrugged it off, but it was very

"What do you [m]ean? If this isn't the right way to wear it, why is it called

Suddenly it makes sense that Monica Geller called it ”her flower”

Pawg, cutie with a booty, dump truck ass, thiccness. Call it what you want, it's

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