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Pretender

When I'm drunk I pretend to be a model in my bathroom
(F)eel free to pretend I have a witty title.
It's cute when bimbos pretend they can read.
Just pretend
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Selena and (f)launt my sparkly bra and leggings
I'll just pretend this is how cool and sexy life in Japan really is everyday.
If I pretend to have no self-esteem will you like me more?
Nice furry ass for you horny bear daddies and doms. I like pretending that I'm a
[f] less pretending
Lets not pretend she didn't wear this top on purpose :-)
Towel pretending to be a skirt
No idea what's going on here, but I'm not gonna pretend I don't love it
You know it's true friendship when your roommate pretends to be your girlfriend to
[F]rom tonight, let's pretend my NY's resolution is to drain your balls?
When pretend Gillete customers try to return their razers
Stop pretending, sissy.
Smiling through idiots pretending to be me here on Reddit! There’s only room for
Sometimes I like to put soap suds on my face and pretend I have a beard.
(oc) I pretend not to notice when guys stare at my huge tits on my small frame ?
Don’t even pretend you could resist this.
Sometimes I like to pretend that my boyfriend is my old, fat, daddy and that he’s
The cuffs help me pretend I've been kidnapped and I'm getting turned into a brainwashed
I only agreed to shift into a woman and pretend to be your girlfriend for your family
When your roommate pulls out his massive cock and you pretend not to want it
“You don’t have to pretend to be straight anymore. You’ll be my sissy boy from
If at first you don't succeed, then change your name and pretend the shitty attitude
[M/D F/D U/N] Mom said to just pretend
“Fuck yeah dude. You don’t have to pretend anymore. I always knew you were a
They Can Pretend They're Big, At Least (SW, handheld, F/f, destruction, nudity)
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm better than I actually am, but the enemy is always
You had told her you were tired of pretending you weren’t a gay slut. She was happy
Can you walk with me outside and pretend I am your pet?