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Stood Up

My turd stood straight up the in the toilet
[NSFW] So umm, today my poop stood straight up.
Tinder date stood (M) e up
[M]y fuck buddy stood me up. Guess I'm fucking my fleshlight tonight instead of her
Date stood (m)e up. Could use some f pm loving ;)
A slut that stood me up
If I stood behind you, would you back up onto [m]e? PM or comment, I love it?
This post is dedicated to the guy who stood me up today...
She stood me up tonight. I won't let that keep me down.
(M) wow stood me up AGAIN what ever
Date stood me up again. Nobody to enjoy it : (
Daddy stood me up :(
Tinder date stood [m]e up
(M)oderen meds didnt exist 500yrs ago only natural healers. Cherokee runs deep through
Took a pill stood 3 nights up s!nap<baehotbuns?
Took a pill stood 3 nights up s!nap<fustyplus!