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When. You

"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand."
When you're short but you got that BD
When you think you are ready
When you travel [f]or work, sometimes you get lonely in your hotel room.
When you are at a swingers party and you meet another Redditor. Shout out to /u/stonedbyrd
When You're Hungry and Need to be Satisfied, You Have to Work That Ass
When you're in public and she wants the dick, you discreetly give her the next best
When you gave a decent performance in the episode but nobody talks about it because
When you're out [f]or drinks but you still gotta text your fwb about later
When you're scrolling down your feed, every post that you see, has an original point
When you're angry at your boyfriend so you post on Reddit(F)
When you get home drunk and you don't feel like taking off your clothes
When you just can't figure out all that water around you
When you look more innocent then you really are (f)
When you're looking for the source to a picture and Google tells you to have a seat
When you're late for class, but he's already booked you a one way ticket to pound-town.
When you have a peaceful protest but forgot you live in china
When you are stuck in traffic and you are really horny
When you tell hubby you’re Christmas shopping but your bull texts him this.
When you tell your friends gf how badly you want to fuck her
When you hit the back of her throat and you..
When you know you're hung
When you have your neighbor take a pic of you at the pool! ?
When You Both Like The Same Girl And She's Down For Both Of You....
When You Ask What's For Dinner And She Sends You This Pic ?
When you’re in Vegas, you show your cleavage
When you don't know if you should correct the salesperson or not...
You were worried sick, having been looking for your girlfriend for hours, when you
You look cute when you’re helpless
When you're trying to be naughty, but your dog is judging you ?!! [oc]
When you hope Andylynn Payne is texting you
"You look so cute when you cry."
When you're on stage you have a good view on fan's cleavage, so Ahri need to help
When you come home. She’s sitting there, leaking from him still. And you’re completely
When you’re late to meet friends because you were masturbating ?
You told me to be ready when you arrive home from work, well I'm ready
When you’re late to meet friends because you were masturbating ?
When you're a 41 y.o. mom and you get interrupted doing non-mom-like things
You have to get in when you lick ?
You know those days when you really want to be touched?

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