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When I Ask

When your girl asks for a baby, get it from the jar.
When my boyfriend asks me to be sexy
When I'm at the bookstore and my daughter asks if I can buy 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
When my girlfriend asked him to spend the night, he wasn't betting on both of us,
When I get drunk I like to take pictures of my lips and ask for attention... I also
When I'm done using you as a pisswhore, clean the floors. That's hardwood, and I
When your beginner opiate user friend texts you and asks if he's smoking his pills
when you can not decide (f)or a picture just ask guy.
When the Mcdonald's employee gives you extra sauce without you even asking.
When your boyfriend asks what are you doing and you tell him you have a hard on with
When the husbands away, the wi(f)e STILL plays! Teaser 2 of the Xmas collection.
When the Allies ask what happened to all the Jews
When a mechanic asks the body shop for some side work, you get what you pay for!
When a Goddess gets home after a long day she shouldn't need to ask to be worshiped
When your friend asks you to come hang out with him and his girlfriend
When your girl asks you to come over
When women dress like this, they're asking for it
When your Final fantasy raid group asks why you keep dying but you dont want to tell
When her roommate asked her how her date went, this was her reply.
When a white boy asks a lady if she is single ?
When you're about to leave but he asks (f)or nudes
When you love him but he asks you for Anal
When I get asked for directions, I stand up and just point.
When you see the awkward IT guy walk by, ask him about the latest firmware upgrades.
When asked for its finest quality...
When the cousin asks you to rate her outfit
When your sister asks if she can be on the subreddit too
When your Valentine's date asks [f]or dessert, you give hi[m] dessert.
When my wife was at the gym today... should I cover them in Jizz and or ask her to
When my friend asks if I live in Oklahoma
When you work up the courage to ask out your crush
When your patient has had a rough week and asks for something to cheer him up
When I got those fishnets on my birthday, my friends asked if they can see me try
When she came asking for my help, how could I say no? I told her I'd do anything,
When the Swap Clinic offered to pay off my debt, I accepted without asking any questions.
When you get the text asking you to come to bed
When an APS guest asks to get paid for their 1mil views video
When your guy asks what’s taking so long..
When your guy asks what’s taking so long
when you friends ask about your study-date with your androgynous goth classmate,

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