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Why Is This

this is why I'm hot gi(f)!
This is why nobody talks to us.
This is why you always look both ways before crossing
This is why you put a red flag on long load
Why do none of the posts here have actual hip cleavage anymore!!! This is what we
This is why monkeys can climb trees
This is why people have trust issues
This is why we love sorority girls
This is why bob barker says to neuter and spay your animals.
This is why I was actually taking so long in the bathroom... [F]
This is why I walk around naked a lot.
This is why you use sunscreen
This is why you should password lock your phone
?? this is why I cant have nice things ? (F) should of wore a lighter colour
This is why you have to show ID to buy Sudafed.
This is why I should have a pool!
This is why the dwarves don’t make me pay rent
This is why sundresses are the best [f]