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And Funny.

And that day not a single fuck was given...NSFW
and so it will never be the same...
And not a single fuck was given that day.
"...and basicaly, you are fu**ing stupid." Slightly NSFW
And... her life is ruined [fixed][fixed]
...and in a "Rape Van" of all vehicles. (semi NSFW)
...and all of a sudden, I want a BMW.
And that's all folks... [Semi NSFW]
And my parents thought I was a pain in the ass...
and she likes it
And then this happened...
And what should be wrong with this situation? [NSFW]
And...SPIN! GO GO GO!
And not a single fuck was given :(
And everyone wonders why I like Bing
...And it'll stay blue, too! [Possibly NSFW]
And That's How I Rear-ended the Car in Front of Me...
And they say that romance is dead... (NSFW)
And i'm just sitting here ma.....
and my boner is gone... [NSFW]
And you decide to use the iphone
And suddenly all patients felt much better...
And her first child will be named Snowboarding...(semi-NSFW)
And here I am, just trying to watch the tele.
And it will stay blue!
And I thought truck nuts were bad [NSFW]
And she sings pretty too!
And he cannot lie
AND ITS GOOD!! The most fun i've ever had peeing in a bar bathroom.
And the award for the best porn title ever goes to... (somewhat NSFW)
And not a single fuck was given...
And she calls me immature nsfw
And for my cake day: Here is what I was thinking about when I saw the two penises
And they say Craigslist is sketchy...(nsfw)
..And we wonder why Asians are so good at math! [NSFW?]
..and you thought you had a bad day (nsfw)
...And we are grateful for that.
And some people have too much time on their hands.
And I just started my break..
And the award for most creative Halloween costume goes to...
and they call this a work of art?
"And from that day on, Jim never watched porn again..." NSFW
And another (nsfw)
And they say chivalry is dead
And this is why I love Archer
And now for something completely different (fixed) nsfw
And now, some offensive humor
...and a large drink! [NSFW]
And this is where I'll be getting my hair done from now on (maybe nsfw?)
And This Specimen Here Died From What I Like To Call "Head Up Ass Syndrome"
...and then there was this
And they tried to say that only women can do these poses
And here I've been PAYING for sex all these years! Thank you Instagram!
And today's award for strangest thing you can buy in Japan for under five dollars
And the Eurovision Winner is....
And that was the day little Tyrone didn't want to make Sandcastles any more.
And then my wife asked me about my highest scoring word. Nsfw
And the scariest pumpkin award goes to.
And now for something completely different.
And they say Porn directors lack creativity!!!