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I'm With The Shits

I just found on that [m]y (ex-)girlfriend was still cheating on me with the same

Instead of exploring Skyrim I like to take my hot, badass chick, fly her up to the

This asshole tipped like shit, and called me justin beiber all night...this note

I love how she looks so confident, like she knows she’ll fuck the shit out of you

"Do you see the shit I have to put up with every single day?"

Here's Johnny the Shroom. Done on my best friend's leg, by me, with the knowledge

A Facebook page just shared this to whore for 'likes'. How the hell do they not see

I requested "Ino and Udon fucking on a couch ontop of the hokage building with

Last warning, Mitch: knock it off with the Guitar Hero shit or you're outta here

As a 22 year old black guy, this is the shit I put up with.

[Request] Stop with the anime shit. The Japanese pretty much invented drawing naked

So my friend made a Wordle today with the lyrics from Beat the Shit by Lil Wayne...

It always bugged for me and I know others (considering how many people at the battery

WHY IS THIS FUCKIN' BRA IN MY WAY, THIS IS THE SHIT I PUT UP WITH

Wife thought I was up to some sick shit with the plumber. NSFW

My guy just came through with the purest shit ever

This one should more than make up for my link fail, with an actual link to the movie

This is the shit I have to put up with after I already paid for Windows. What the

To commemorate my ability to post anything, lets start with the paper I used to wipe

He could have pushed in the shit of a homeless tranny in exchange for a few cigarettes.

Play with my cock but fuck the shit out of my ass please, I want to feel your warmth!

Chicks playing with your butt is the shit. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

Who the fuck comes up with this shit? (WARNING: Furry + Scat)

Keep hitting me up with the requests, this shit addictive

Fucking Siri thinks she knows me with the predictive text and shit. It was “driving”

Who wants to fuck the shit out of Zazie Beetz with me?

This little shit and her sister are obsessed with the toilet while I'm still sitting

Just an example of the shit I have to deal with on a daily basis. If you do not find

When you fuck around too much with the school retard and then he finally snaps his

Katy Perry may be less popular with her new look, but let's be honest she'd still

HELP! My bully is trying to fuck my sister! He told me that she has "breeding

aw shit, here we go again with the bouncy boy

Feed me the shit that really gets you off, the fetishes you don't share with anyone.

Don't mind me, just cleansing the shit below me with fire

Drop a little waste in your pants before you go to sleep and the shit fairy will

I want Lauren Cohan to secretly marry me and let me move in with her purely so I

Would you make sweet love with Sweet Anita or just fuck the shit out of her mouth?

I spend a lot of time in my photos trying to look skinny, and generally only post

Can this cheer you up with all the shit on the news?

Nunday Sunday Funday with the Nun that beat the shit out of all sinners. (Tsuyoshi

Man I fucking loveeeeee a good photo with the cum and shit but not at the cost of

Nunday Sunday Funday with the Sister that'll beat the shit out of any Sinners (Tsuyoshi

Nunday Sunday Funday with the Sister that'll beat the shit out of any Sinners (Tsuyoshi

[MF] The bartender is probably so fucking done with this shit at this point. (nowandlater)

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