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Discovery channel producer got bit by snake...news said it was the grossest pic they
I sent this to a girl I've been seeing today and she said "you have a pretty
I've finally learned huttese. This was what Jabba the Hutt actually said to princess
Oops. I must've misheard the neighbor girl when she said NOT to share this photo.
My girlfriend said she thought this was the best picture I've taken in a long time.
I've been craving to play, but consciousness has led me a bit astray today, so I
We've been waiting so long... Anyone else have this problem? I contacted customer
"Walk this way" she said. "You've got to be kidding!"
[F]or my lighting techniques class my professor said be unique in your projects and
I must confess: I've have never been exposed to BBC. So I was dared to post here
I should’ve never tried to score MILFs on tinder. This one ended up stealing my
“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them
We’ve always said: “Second parts are always better and wetter.” And this new
I've been said that nobody like skinny girls like me, is this true? [F]
Somebody asked me what's the sluttiest thing I've done. Recently I said the winners
Daddy of 3 years said he's never coming back... whelp guess its time to finally hoe