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I Said It

"Werq," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
Post a picture she said, it'll be fun she said...
Get rid of the wrinkles, they said. It will be fun, they said.
"Try on the dress," they said. "It will look cute," they said..
Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...
Get a motorbike they said, it will be fun they said...
Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels
Let me tie you up honey, he said. It would be fun, he said...
Wear a tank top they said. It'd be fun they said
Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she"
Play lacrosse they said, it will be fun they said
Rent a car they said... It will be fun they said... Well they were right!
Get compressions shorts they said... it'll make your dick less obvious they said....
Go on tour with Miley Cyrus they said, it'll be fun they said
Just wear my T shirt, you said. It'll be fine you said. You were wrong.
Let's drink they said, it'll be fun they said
"Read Spider-Man." They said. "It'll be fun." They said. [SPOILERS]
"Install skimpy mods", my penis said "it'll be sexy", he said
Go on Okcupid they said, it is nothing like grindr they said.
"Let your cousins play," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.
Go to the library they said, it'll be fun they said!
Get your tits and ass in the same shot, they said. It will be easy, they said. (F)ucking
They said "It's not Halloween yet," so I said "You shut your goddamn
Try archery, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Post on gonewild, they said. It will be (f)un they said.
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
Go to the Wonderbolts show they said. It'll be fun they said.
Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having
Just wear your white T shirt to swim in the friends said, it won't be see through
Play with a sadist, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Wife said her top was too see through for a night out, I said it was just perfect
Run around they said, it'll be fun they said. Naw, sticking to yoga.
NSFW: Do BJJ they said, it’ll be fun they said...
SHE SAID THE THING! GANGUT SAID IT.
"You should add landscapes to your smut, Cap--" they said "--it will
"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive"
"Should've said something but I've said it enough by the way my words were faded
"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said.
This was me goofing off...I grabbed my hat on Saturday and walked up to my W..took
Age gracefully they said. It will be fun they said (F) 45
‘Use the rubber band method’ they said. ‘It’s so much better’ they said...
[F] Get on your knees, he said. It will be fun, he said. ?
"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all
He said it was too deep and asked me to stop... but he never said the safe word ?
No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??