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I Get Jokes

Cross your eyes and move them close to the screen and you'll get some nice big 3D

enu[f]f with the low rez jokes! I'll get a better camera soon.

It took me about 10 years to get this joke. I used to be so innocent.

Pacman Fever (If your a child of the 80's you will get the joke in the title)

What my cock looks like every time I get high haha no joke the same every time!

Descriptive title, eh? I'm pretty hairy, horrible at math, and a good joke or plate

I used to work in a Psych Ward, where a patient would often threaten to slit my throat

They don't get it. They think it's a joke. It's the thing that men would willingly

<<insert joke about getting rock hard here>> Maud Pie

Why does he use this name if he doesn't seem to get the joke?

Message me if you have a big dick I really want to meet up and get my throat fucked

Just wrapping up a quick swim. *leery joke about getting wet*

So it started out as a joke, but I am getting kinda serious about making them.

The joke did not he get

Rather have it in yours... Get it? Pm me for more jokes and/or an apology for that

[kik]. Today only, no kidding, get my kik FOREVER at 50% off. Only $25!!!!!! One

Funniest joke gets to see this come of(f)

James Franco makes himself the butt of the joke again as he gets stripped down by

Bringing sexy back. Get it!? It's a...it's a joke.

lol DAE get hevy x doctor joke?! XDDDDDDDD (HINT: GEY XDDDDDDD)

These TR-8R jokes are getting out of hand.

If you get the joke, you're welcome

[Selling] Everything from anti-jokes to sexy sessions, I want to get to know you.

With the latest alpha patch notes, I'm so glad I finally get to make this joke

/r/jokes gets it allright!

Only witches get this joke...

Well hay there... get it? Horse jokes.

When Dad jokes get wild

MFW I post an onion headline and people either attempt serious discussion based off

No joke, the older Madden gets the more beautiful she becomes. She's incredible!

Few get the jokes

Funniest joke gets a request! Make me laugh (f26)

I text wifey, joking asked to see her nipple I love to suck on, nothing like wifey

[NSFW] Ṕ'rÖmp'tÖ'vr Twenty Tree (Get it? Because Tree sounds almost like three.

/f/ case of the Mondays andddd I really need a laugh.... Funniest joke gets a request!

[sister] Drity jokes about your ssiter were nothing. Now it gets real.

Tell me your best joke, winner gets a pic with their username on my body

I infiltrate his cubicle, I play a joke, I hope he does not get mad ...

A friend jokingly asked for jean booty shorts with crochet bell bottoms attached.

Anyone who’s read a certain smut fic will get the joke

Yeah, it gets a lot of stares. My female friends joke "Now you know what it's

I need to get my dumbass joke printed on a shirt, preferably size XXXL thanks

Imagine getting banned from r/nsfw for posting a joke.

Thankfully, this ln(mine) doesn't grow slowly [S/O to the math nerds who get this

Many of my friends are getting married and having kids, but I don't feel left behind

My wife spent the summer of '95 crashing on a pornographer's couch while she was

When the hot, single mom from next door asked to borrow my body for the weekend to

Sunday outfit...get it, it's holy! bah dum bum, sorry mom joke

Sunday outfit...get it, it's holy! bah dum bum, sorry mom joke (f)

So you think electoralism is a joke because your senpai lost big special Tuesday?

[image] my stay at home milf (that sounds very appropriate now!) always jokes that

OC - Ever tell a dirty joke to the wrong crowd?? That's how I felt posting this to

On Friday nights, me and my roommate Jason would get drunk. I started crossdressing

Why did my female friend get so submissive when I pinned her against the wall as

My roommate just made a joke about not understanding why I get laid more than him.

Deep cut with a page from [The New Titans (1984-1996) #93] where we get a fun little

She calls me her little puppy and she has been joking about getting me a pink collar

NSFW practice Im just getting into nsfw art and a friend joked that this should be

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