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Draw Something they said, it's clean wholesome fun they said...
Get a tan they said; it'll look good they said
Smoke weed they said, it'll be fun they said!
Bottoms up they said... it'll be fun they said...
One girl saw a pic and said it was s[m]all... On the other hand my ex said I was
Post a picture she said, it'll be fun she said...
Get in the hole, they said. It will be funny, they said.
Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...
Get a motorbike they said, it will be fun they said...
Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels
Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....
Let me tie you up honey, he said. It would be fun, he said...
Wear a tank top they said, it'll be fun they said
Wear a tank top they said. It'd be fun they said
Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she"
"Rollerblade high," my cousin said, "It's the best," he said.
Play lacrosse they said, it will be fun they said
Rent a car they said... It will be fun they said... Well they were right!
Use the ZombieBooth app they said. It'll be fun they said...
Get compressions shorts they said... it'll make your dick less obvious they said....
Get a Jessie J calendar they said. It'll be sexy they said...
Go on tour with Miley Cyrus they said, it'll be fun they said
Just wear my T shirt, you said. It'll be fine you said. You were wrong.
"Read Spider-Man." They said. "It'll be fun." They said. [SPOILERS]
Come to Bridgeport they said. It will be fun they said.
"Install skimpy mods", my penis said "it'll be sexy", he said
Go on okCupid they said, it's nothing like Grindr they said.
Get a cat they said....it'll be fun they said.
Go fishing they said... it'll be fun they said. (mild gore)
Get your tits and ass in the same shot, they said. It will be easy, they said. (F)ucking
They said "It's not Halloween yet," so I said "You shut your goddamn
Try archery, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Post on gonewild, they said. It will be (f)un they said.
[Spoiler] Let's build a settlement at the Boston Airport I said, it will be a great
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be
Lets try a threesome, they said It would be fun, they said
Let jesus take the wheel, they said. It'll be fun, they said...
Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing
Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having
Play with a sadist, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Go golf they said...it would be fun they said...well thanks for the soon to be burn
Run around they said, it'll be fun they said. Naw, sticking to yoga.
NSFW: Do BJJ they said, it’ll be fun they said...
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't part of why I said yes...
Go fish they said. It'll be fun, they said.
skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said
"You should add landscapes to your smut, Cap--" they said "--it will
Get a kitten, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
"Harder, Daddy!" She Said, It Was Fun She Said
I stood there naked jerking my erection to my wife's big ass in jeans. She said it
Wear heels, they said. It'll make your legs lotk sexy, they said. [oc]
This was me goofing off...I grabbed my hat on Saturday and walked up to my W..took
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never
My college male English professor said it would look good on my resume if I tutored
‘Use the rubber band method’ they said. ‘It’s so much better’ they said...
[F] Get on your knees, he said. It will be fun, he said. ?
"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all
No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??

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