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It Wasn't Me

This made me sad before I realized it wasn't real
Don't tell me what to do Stalin.  It wasn't that funny anyway.
[M]y girlfriend broke up with me. It wasn't because of my dick was it?
Wishing it wasn't just a toy. Can you [f]ill me up?
(f)ly me to the moon...let me play among the stars...(reposting this again, it wasn't
MFW my girlfriend brought a dildo into the bedroom then told me it wasn't for her.
My dad asked me to fix his computer because it wasn't playing DVDs and found this.
I admit...seeing myself naked and touching my own body makes me horny. It wasn't
Daughter Drew This For Me Today. 10/10 Would Marry If It Wasn't Incest.
Once Dad left for his work trip, it wasn't long before Mom asked me to help out with
My boyfriend did this and kept coming back to me throughout the evening, it wasn't
Remember when it wasn't a bottle I was rubbing against my lips, Rubiks? [f] Tell
My owner captured me and taught me where my place was, it wasn't easy but I know
But It Wasn't Candy Mom...She Offered Me Booby
My buddy's Latin wife came hunting with us. She wasn't feeling well, so I stayed
A Target near me had the Hidden Compartment combo pack but it wasn't so hidden
She told me it wasn't a safe day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wasn’t going to post today, but it’s fuck me Friday so I kinda have to
How do you guys like my cock? Wish it wasn't just a reflection here with me.
Found this on my wife's phone. It wasn't taken for me ?.
Hey guys! My little boy now has a baby brother! :-D Unfortunately I didn't have any
somebody from instagram tried to find the full version of my profile photo on my
Wishing it wasn't just a plug in me
"I don't know what you are complaining about, we wouldn't have our dream home
“Once she started riding me with her ass it wasn’t long until I was shooting
Glad it wasn't the peanut butter for once making me bigger..I'm gonna have to introduce
Wasn't sure if it needed a top or not [F]
Turns out it wasn't an accident my mom ended up in a different pedalo than me- she
Wish it wasn't just a toy inside me
Some guy called me something this one time... something that started with a b I think?
Just in case it wasn't obvious, my cage reminds me what it is
I was giving "dress dances" in the back but not going up and getting nude
I wish it wasn't toothpaste, would anyone care to help me?
Thought it would be another boring weekday. It wasn’t! My wife surprised me on
My French press wasn't going down so I pushed harder. It burst on me and this is
My gym ? instructor made me do the “happy baby” excrescence to stretch. I wonder
"Hey is this the kind of thing your sister used to wear? I'm trying to figure
??‍ Get ready to say goodbye to 2020! It wasn't the greatest but it was a banner
If it wasn't a pandemic I'd tell you to meet me in the bathroom at a party
My male Math teacher let me stay after school in his office to improve my grade with
After sex selfie but it wasn't enough for me. who is next?
I woke up like this... If it wasn't so sunny I'd invite you back to bed with me.
something tells me it wasn't actually that hard
Would you believe me if I told you it wasn't my boyfriend I wore this for? (F)
wish it wasn't so empty :/ need real dick to stretch me open again
I wish our backyard wasn’t so private… it would turn me on so much to know that
I was trying to learn magic, but the first spell I tried to use, I didn't even know
He always gets me in the eyes, but at least it wasn't in my hair!