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MRW I see people typing "when" after they just typed MRW/MFW
MRW the girl I'm seeing suggested we try something different
MRW I watch my wife open the freezer for ice cream and I know there's none left
MRW someone comments on what I'm eating
MRW I see a NSFW tag lately.
MRW I click a link tagged as NSFW expecting porn and it's not
MRW I'm browsing /r/all, come across a NSFW post and follow the link to an obscure
MRW someone asks me just how much porn I warch
MRW
MRW I'm browsing at work and read an intriguing NSFW title
MRW my friends make stupid sexist jokes.
MRW
MRW i see an interesting NSFW link on reddit but i'm at work
MRW I come home from my last exam
Mrw
MRW a really awesome action movie ruins a good scene with cheesy graphics.
MRW I see a NSFW post, then realize it's in r/wtf
MRW the girl I was sleeping with says that she wants to do a 180 and get her life
MRW I wake up and realize that I slept through my alarm
mrw
MRW my boyfriend asks me what's for dinner
MRW when I heroically volunteer to shut off the valves at Chernobyl, and I have to
MRW its my turn!
MRW I'm about to open a NSFW post in the library.
MRW I get a letter addressed to "Dear Student Loan Recipient"
MRW_______________
MRW I see a Confused Travolta post
MRW the guy I've been talking to and have been on a few dates with is coming over
MRW I open a post tagged "NSFW" at work
mrw
MRW I pick the wrong "Octopussy" movie
MRW I finally meet with my GF after a long time without seeing her.
MRW the floor tells me a joke, but it's a cruel joke
MRW it's the end of my shift and my boss asks if I want to work overtime [GOT Spoilers]
MRW the nurse asks me to disrobe for my exam
MRW I am a cop and I see a black man jaywalking.
MRW 1 am on a Monday in Walmart a creepy middle aged guy comes up to me to mumble
MRW...
MRW Harambe
MRW the Chinese restaurant tells me they only hire Asians
MRW I finally find my wife's g-spot and its effectiveness amazes me. [NSFW]
MRW My alarm goes off on Monday morning [slightly NSFW]
MRW I'm about to give oral sex to a Pirate
MRW
MRW I am thirsty, so I drink water, but I forget that I just had a mint in my mouth
MRW I'm looking for MRW gifs about my eyes hurting from looking at the sun and find
MRW my FWB criticised the size of my labia [NSFW]
MRW I'm still paying my student loan and my wife says, "I wanna start a family".
MRW I have to take my robot gf's buttplug out so we can robot-bang but I'm drunk
MRW I come to this subreddit after a tragedy
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MRW Arby's fucks up my kid's order.

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