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When Someone

When someone asks me why I watch vampire diaries
When someone spells out the word I'm supposed to guess in Draw Something, I counter
when someone is being a tease
When someone is opening a present slowly... (NSFW)
When someone tells me that my fly is open
When someone without a picture makes fun of mine.
When someone asks me how much I've had to drink
When someone with Xexon headlights driving at me with their high beams on.
When someone posts something on Facebook I saw on Reddit two days ago and it gets
When someone posts a NSFW reply in a popular thread without tagging it.
When someone disagrees with me
When someone asks if I like Hestia
When someone rips you off, waits two weeks, and apologizes with a bag of mostly cut...
When someone calls me a dickhead (mildly-NSFW)
when someone mentions low tiers
When someone says there are subs more appropriate for NSFW content
When someone tells you a balisong isn't a good EDC
When someone asks me why I'm nude
When someone asks why I'm not dancing at a party
When someone calls you a genderfluid demiqueer otherkin
When someone is inferior, they need to beg for acceptance. This is why women only
When someone ask me how I feel about chapter 357...
When someone takes the term "Footfetish artist" too literally (Cavalry)
when someone tells you how it be but you know it isn't
When someone says "you should stop giving Bumpkins"
When someone calls me a pole smoker
When someone makes a request (you know who you are) and it's for something I just
When someone is boring, this how I liven up the conversation
When someone tickles your neck.
When someone reports about the lack of NSFW tags on my car crash gif sub.
When someone takes your chocolate milk
When someone shoots up your online university
when someone asks me to demonstrate how I beat my meat
When someone makes one comment here and expects to not get a flair
When someone tells me to cover up, I (f)eel this is as close as I'll get.
When someone hides your chicken
When someone cums all over
WHEN SOMEONE POSTS MOMMYS BOY SHIT IN THE PACK!!!!
When Someone Asks To See The D and the A
When someone asks me about my first crush
When someone asks for the sauce
When someone asks how thick you are
When someone's sleeping in the next room, but you [f]eel like doing it anyway
when someone asks to see ur phone and u have to be like "yh one sec" so
When someone calls you a MILF
when someone else is using the toilet... oops
When someone doesn't check r/worldpolitics for 2 days
When someone says you aren't the king of the battlefield anymore
When someone asks me if they should vote Trump or Biden
When Someone Tells You What You Are Believe Them
When someone slightly grazes my inner thigh. Mmm.
When someone wants you to lose weight, they're really telling you they love you and
When someone begs Me to finger Myself, THIS is how it's done. Oh so orgasmic, and
When Someone Else Needs That Job More Than You
When someone else [F]ucks me with my toys
When someone wakes up and checks their nighttime diaper in the morning...
When someone split the party and the other half still tries to have fun
When someone hands you that bottle of A.H. Hirsch this is how it goes down.
When someone complains about the motion controls
When someone calls me adorable ?

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