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When Someone

When someone asks me why I watch vampire diaries
when someone is being a tease
When someone reposts your OC and gets all the credit.
When someone tells me that my fly is open
When someone without a picture makes fun of mine.
When someone with Xexon headlights driving at me with their high beams on.
When someone posts a NSFW reply in a popular thread without tagging it.
When someone disagrees with me
When someone asks if I like Hestia
When Someone Comes Home Early
When someone calls me a dickhead (mildly-NSFW)
when someone mentions low tiers
When someone says there are subs more appropriate for NSFW content
When someone asks why I'm not dancing at a party
When someone tells me animemes are shit
When someone ask me how I feel about chapter 357...
When someone takes the term "Footfetish artist" too literally (Cavalry)
When someone calls me a pole smoker
When someone makes a request (you know who you are) and it's for something I just
When someone takes your chocolate milk
When someone shoots up your online university
When someone makes one comment here and expects to not get a flair
When someone tells me to cover up, I (f)eel this is as close as I'll get.
When someone hides your chicken
When someone cums all over
WHEN SOMEONE POSTS MOMMYS BOY SHIT IN THE PACK!!!!
When Someone Asks To See The D and the A
When someone asks me about my first crush
When someone asks for the sauce
When someone asks for the sauce
When someone is hogging the equipment at the gym
When someone's sleeping in the next room, but you [f]eel like doing it anyway
When someone asks
When someone puts a mirror next to the toilet... what else do you do????‍♀️
When someone calls you a MILF
when someone else is using the toilet... oops
When someone doesn't check r/worldpolitics for 2 days
When someone asks me if they should vote Trump or Biden
When Someone Tells You What You Are Believe Them
When someone slightly grazes my inner thigh. Mmm.
When someone wants you to lose weight, they're really telling you they love you and
When someone said they prefer Marvel over DC??
When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, so you actually do ?
When Someone Else Needs That Job More Than You
When someone else [F]ucks me with my toys
When someone wakes up and checks their nighttime diaper in the morning...
When someone split the party and the other half still tries to have fun
When someone hands you that bottle of A.H. Hirsch this is how it goes down.
When someone complains about the motion controls
When someone calls me adorable ?