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Why Dad

My step-dad emailed me this photo today for my birthday. I didn't understand why.

Well now I know why my dad tries to rush me out of the house in the morning

My dad always told me to "look it up" if I didn't know how to spell something.

So why is it that we can hold our liquor but dear old Dad winds up acting like a

Mom made me go and find out why it was taking Dad so long to show his niece the new

Mom, why are you such a tease when Dad is out of town

My tech-averse dad got a tablet. Wondered why suddenly he splurged on stuff "he

My little sister was looking through our Dads 8th grade year book from 81-82. I'm

[NSFW] Well now I know why my dad never let us clean out the garage. (x-post from

But dad, why do you get to go inside and I have to go outside? (NSFW-ish)

'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown

This is why they have chainsaw pants. My dad learned this lesson the hard way.

MRW you're happy and proud you passed and mostly got high grades then your dad sees

i farted into my moms laptop and it wont turn back on is it my fault or my dads for

What is the best thing on the Shane's menu and why is it the Big Dad

Oh dad you've given me all the money in the world, why would I need another man to

Daddy im too old to be spanked. What do you mean you have another way to punish my

Son hope you understand now. Why you were made to watch and edge to Mommy just like

[F/D] Also explains why his dad’s been so happy.

Uh, hey dad? I'm out of clean clothes. Can I borrow some boxers? And why are you

Mom, Dad; this is why I'll never cut it as a preist.

Mom, Dad; this is why I'll never cut it as a preist.

[M/S] His mom cheating on his dad is on her. Why should he pass up good pussy?

(F) Yea I'm not sure if my dad would've taken these pics of me like I asked, if he

Finally feeling at home in the new body, but I can't understand why the men in my

Now I know why mom always had such tiny night gowns. Easy access for dad. Always

My teacher wanted to meet with my parents to talk about my grades. They’d murder

Make dad proud? Why not make daddy proud instead ??

30’s Dad stroking until I cum. I often get messaged wanting to see it so why not

Wow Dad, That's Why Mom Married You!

Your dad “came” by your girls house. You don’t know why though

I’m so popular with all my dads friends.. he has no idea why ???

Come on dad, why are you so obsessed with your daughter's butthole?

I'm a girl who thinks that real dad's should be allowed to fuck their teen daughters,

Wonder why all my brothers nd dad forces me to do exercise and yoga everytime? What

[F] Boyfriend: You shouldnt be wearing that at home around your brothers/uncle/dad/etc

Verification dad joke: Why do I stroke myself in the corner when it's chilly? Because

Bored [62] year old dad. Hey, why not post a pic on reddit? I might even post again

Horny perv dad working from home. Let's talk fantasies /experiences. Nothing possibly

I was waiting for you dad. OMG, why is your dick getting hard?!?!

When I meet a new guy and he asks me why my butthole is a bit blown, I wish I could

Inked MILF doing filthy naughty things in between making you laugh so hard you cry.

Kinky milf ready to show you why my cookies make your dad want to leave your mom.

Hi. Nerdy mom here. I’m super nice, funny as fuck and I get filthy nasty on occasion.

Inked MILF doing filthy naughty things in between making you laugh so hard you cry.

Kinky milf ready to show you why my cookies make your dad want to leave your mom.

Hi. Nerdy mom here. I’m super nice, funny as fuck and I get filthy nasty on occasion.

Inked MILF doing filthy naughty things in between making you laugh so hard you cry.

Inked MILF doing filthy naughty things in between making you laugh so hard you cry.

My Dad advised against me wearing this blue bikini to the pool. Any ideas why?

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