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Ah, yes. A moment of appreciation for what you're about to pleasure/pummel the shit
If you're a guest and do shit like this, then fuck you.
I was (f)eeling horny so I sent my boyfriend these pictures of me and his reply was,
Dammit Alma, you're only supposed to do that shit when it's dark! There went my drink.
"I(f) my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...
Jesus Christ. Fenton. You're at work Mill, Get your shit together.
Last warning, Mitch: knock it off with the Guitar Hero shit or you're outta here
Slit your throat cunt, you're so shit.
So you're telling me all I really had to do was smile? Well shit.
I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin and I still smell cleaner than the shit you're
When you're eating that shit and get a lil chocolate on your lips.
next time you're being a little shit -- remember this is the kind of stuff your dad
Just for shits and giggles! You're welcome [F]olks :-)
When you're having a great time... and then shit happens. (NSFW?)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...
When you're tired of your little brother's shit NSFW
When you're watching something important then shit happens.
Damn UPS...why not just open the box and shit in it while you're at it. [NSFL] [Box
Medics don't give a shit unless you're serious
Apparently morning wood couldn't give two shits if you're hungover.
When you're taking a shit and grimace walks in
Gert: “If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're
When you're scrolling r/all while taking a shit and come across some porn
When you're drunk and shit but life is still good (f)
If you're a dirty little slut, tell me exactly what nasty shit you want to do with
Tbh Jtard, that restaurant was kinda shit Vday. Expensive and trendy can be garbage
18 year old sissy, just got home from my dishwashing job. About to get in the shower
When you're outside doing hoodrat shit with your friends all day and your mom says
When you're a midget and have to focus on not shitting your pants
When you're getting flayed but shit's tickly AF
Who gives a shit if he has a GF? Your tits are bigger, your pussy is softer. Take
Horny and alone. Send me the nastiest shit you’re stroking to! Kik/Wickr taway772
Feed my 11 inch cock whatever degenerate shit you’re into and we’ll compare and
Show me the weird shit you’re into. Kik: 2BlueBoobies
When you’re trying to have a good time on your alt and shit like this pops up.
This fat little shit hit payday during lockdown, I hope you're proud of yourself
[f] I'm not really into scat but my brother loves it. This was his birthday present,
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."
Treating passable sluts like shit. Message me why you’re worth my time. Kik:jdardy3
(22) "Dad?! Oh Shit! You're home early!" ?
Watch out boys, looks like you're next on her shit list
AngelicaASMR who cares.This sub is so dry half the time for fuck sake, theres some
Sorry ladies, but if you're not 7ft, russian, buff as shit, and throw hatchets for
Think You're Pretty Smart, Huh? Holy Shit!
A strike from the whip of a Harpie Lady can be immensely painful... or pleasurable
Pigeon Army wants bread, give us bread or we're shitting on you big time
“Stop with the shy guy shit. You’re the one that asked me to come over. Either

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