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to per[f]orm, some had to snort cocaine; to act insane
TO ALL YOU NIGGER FAGGETS WHO ARE TOO PUSSY TO FAP TO R/SPACEDICKS
To all those who wake up to cuteness, this is what I wake up to.
To the boys who called me fat on my previous post. You don't have to like what you
To be able to sleep next to this every night.......
to the troll who told me to drop 10 pounds, first of all that would put me in double
"To try to write love is to confront the muck of language: that region of hysteria
To think.. All you would need to do is pull them to the side. [f]
To think.. All you would need to do is pull them to the side. [f]
To think.. All you would need to do is pull them to the side. [f]
To all you haters - [F]UCK YOU! Scared me off long enough that I didn't want to post
"...to get that shoot with the correct expression, he slapped me across the
To go to sleep or to take photos of these guys for you? Hmmmm :P
To the guy linking pictures that redirect to ashleymadison.com to NSFW subs
To the customers who have berated me for years for Starbucks not having almond milk...and
To know...To understand...To be
to get to it you have to worship toes first! at least I hope you do (MIC)
To touch, takes time. To teach, turns minds. Together let's take today and turn tomorrow
to porn? or not to porn?...... if I considered a career change would any of you pay
To those worried about my spots, I get checked ever year with the dermatologist to
To smooth things over with my sister, you just have to know which buttons to push.
To all the Americans who want to come to canada, this is what a waiting (f)or you,
To my son's horny GF....It's okay to have fun with cocks, but be 100% loyal to your
To tired to function today... who wants to look after me?
Ass to Ass - Linits of Elasticity - CutUp
To the Left, To the Left. Or maybe to the right..
To fall in love and fall in debt to alcohol and cigarettes and Mary Jane to keep
To my boss: every time you make me come in and work on Saturday, I'm going to use
To my daily PUGs: Thank you for allowing this lowly maid to serve you. It is also
To promote the new season of Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke invited some very lucky
To hell with tenderness and foreplay, just show me what you like to do with a slut
To shave or not to shave. Seriously though, being 6'5 tall, big frame/hands etc,
To keep your marriage healthy, make sure to give your spouse little gifts now and
to all my friends who don't like guro but have to be exposed to it through me (the
To anyone who sees this, you can fap with this all the time you need or want. But,
To get to hard to reach places in pipes and the like, bend a q-tip and just dig it
To all those who slide into my DMs and assume I'm submissive: Please form an orderly
To learn to love my belly, I have to accept and embrace it first, right?
To be honest I'm more willing to be eaten alive than sacrificed to a crumbly old
To those going to sleep I wish you a good night and sweet dreams , and for rest of
To everyone that has been kind, supportive, and patient with me; thank you. I see
To the closeted bicurious, ‘straight’ boys that lurk this subreddit and debate
To busy to get on panties this morning. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions
To get to my pale ass, you have to go through my [f]ishnet first!
To be able to sub to some one like this <3
To that one Hindu guy who wants to see my fat Muslim udders properly tied up. I'm
I like to go to the store with my sister
To PUMP is to Pray to Our Goddesses (Sophia Blake in This Case)
I need to stop pumping to the thought of sucking Kaley Cuoco's boobs but goddamn!

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