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My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes

The Mrs said that the frontpage was full of fe(m)ales, and that I should upload something

When my new coworker said "That sucks" in front of my boss and then immediately

Home made school girl out(f)it my master said that what ever you guys and girls want

IT LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID THIS IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE

This is my seventh time with the mechanic. Hubby thought I was gonna stop letting

When we met her, she said we were both damn sexy, and by that night she had seduced

Asked my buddy what his (f)avorite picture of me is, he sent me this one and said

Whoever said that blue and green should never been seen ... surely all o(f) you out

Saw this gif and several people said that it should be an upvote gif. I have the

Before the Misogynist Revolution they were the two most famous players in the WNBA

GF liked the picture I sent when she was away for work and said I should post it

I told him I had a day or two left on my cycle. He said that he didn't care and ripped

I said that if FaZe, Denial and OG didn't all place top 6, I would send my friend

My GF told me that I had a massive dick and said I should put it on here to see what

Ever since I let my wife take my friend virginity he's all she talks about. But tonight

MRW a classmate said that concern about representation in media is problematic, and

On that fateful night years ago, mom put her glass down, turned the camera on, and

I asked what he liked about and he said that my ass was phat

My wife just sent me this from work and said, "Happy Friday!" It is now,

Im very shy and hubby wants to show me off. He said that I should post here and wait

[F] Who said that colors need to match? I think lace and lace is good enough!

I just heard this old creepy story, they said that if at midnight you turn off the

My 79yo mother-in-law fell and stubbed her toe and said to "post on that reddit

Sorry Sir...My Wife Just Called And Said Our Daughter Didn't Show Up At School. I'll

There's a lot more to our culture than blood and violence. That said, we really fucking

I honestly don't even comprehend how babies come out of here. If you were an alien

Sweater Weather and Stick on Nipples. Who said that a double mastectomy can stop

We were just in talks with this Redditor. She said that she'll wait until i return

I have no words for this abomination. Who looked at this and said “yep, that looks

Wife enjoying her first BBC at age 48! I asked her what she thought of it afterwards

A man at work told me to take this picture and said this is the reason why I deserve

"But a one boob top will look unbalanced and odd!" That is sometimes said,

After dinner one of Goddess' friends said that the pork was nice but it would be

My wife turned fifty. I mentioned that it would take moments for me to produce a

Daddy told me that I needed to show you how I ought to be treated. He said that all

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

This is my mates mom who I helped moved house after she split with my mates dad.

"She wants to own me, and I ain't trying to fight it. She said that's her dick,

It is said that one morning she ran off into the meadow, stripped naked, and never

I complained a little too loud about an older women being too slow in front of me

Brie Larson hosting Jimmy Kimmel: "My agent said that this dress would help

So you guys said that if I took off my shirt then no one would recognize me. That's

So you guys said that if I took off my shirt then no one would recognize me. That's

I sent this vid to my son and said "there's no more mositurizer in the store,

My Mistress said that every upvote will add 1 hour to my lockup time, and every comment

I asked Emma Watson out on a date. She laughed in my face and said she’d find a

LF Mono Source: My superior officer brought his family along for a visit... and I

[22M] My mom accidently and embarrassingly caught me while taking this. She jokingly

Found her sending pictures like this to her guy friend, who I'm pretty sure is an

“They said that Superman was faster than a speeding train. If that's the case,

I was stroking, and was just about to cum when there was a flash, and I appeared

I posted this (cropped) picture on instagram and a lot of guys dm'ed me and said

My Grandma wanted my Mom to send her a new photo of me. But when Grandma got the

Me and my girl posted here not too long ago and we said that if the post did well

Me and my girl posted here not too long ago and we said that if the post did well

Well, this is my clitoris. Growing up I always wondered why it was said that we should

You’d just come out as bisexual to eachother and invited a friend to hangout. He

"Kommandant... Ajax said that you had a fondness for bunnysuits, and gave me

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