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Brb

brb gotta shower
My collection of pics from E3... brb vectoring till next month.
Brb, getting the car fixed.
brb gon tu spacedicks
Ugh... brb gotta finish myself off...
Shower time, brb!
Brb, shitting my pants here guys (whoever made this is a genius)
Wonder if that's one of his scruff profile photos...  BRB gotta move.
Brb in a {f}ew loves
Brb, starting a business so I can hire my own secretary
BRB Tunnel...
Brb cumming
brb, i'm late for an acupuncture appointment [f]
BRB ABOUT TO GET BRUTALLY MURDERED BY ANGRY MUSLIMS
Brb, going to the bar to talk to this gorgeous milf
BRB, moving to Siberia
Like LOL. BRB.
Brb I'll be drooling over how much I want this hoodie. Don't mind me. X.X ?
brb, just going into the kitchen to get my chair for totally non kinky purposes
Bath Action (also my job found my phone and someone totally saw this brb dying)
Sisters? Meh, I'm gonna complete the fantasy, and go with twins! Brb.
Those obliques!!! BRB need to diet
sweaty as (f)uck, brb going to shower
Forgot my uniform, brb
[F20] BRB, about to cum!
brb faggets just gotta water my lawn
[f] that's uploaded on fb now we're going to take a pic in the bathroom with face
Brb switching schools.
BRB, I am off camping in Amazonia
Getting smokes, Brb
brb turning myself in
Got o[F]f while he was at work. Brb hiding the hairbrush, crop, paddles, camps...
(F) Gonna Cook brb. On the meanwhile check this angle guys
A bit of big bang B4 my "big bang" brb?
(oc) (f) brb playing sekiro
Alien abduction, brb after my probing [F18]
Need 2 lose weight.BRB
brb, smuggling bowling balls
Brb, just posting lewds on reddit
Guess I need to go shave my whole leg. Brb
brb letting off a firework
BRB just gotta grab my bat
Brb gonna go defeat Alduin
Finally some sun during self isolation... brb nude sunbathing in my backyard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Damn, those Cheerios boxes are so tiny. Ooooh, Pringles ! And now I'm hungry. BRB.
brb need to go make lunch
Whoever gave me the power of Underboob didn't know what they were doing, brb taking
Going to run errands brb
“Gotta use the bathroom brb...”
Brb, getting myself a maid
brb getting a farmers tan ??‍?
BRB, going to Starbucks!
brb going for a walk to distract the neighbors...
brb, just gotta go tear my clothes off with my teeth
BRB, gonna go hop in the shower! Unless you'd prefer to join?
Aannd I brb
brb gonna go build a wall
Brb I'm opening a chicken restaurant w/ free chicken breasts every Tuesday and the
I’ll brb..
brb moving in next door to you ;)