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brb gotta shower
BRB breaking my own legs
Brb going to get beer
Brb, getting the car fixed.
brb gon tu spacedicks
BRB engagement ring shopping.
Brb, shitting my pants here guys (whoever made this is a genius)
Brb in a {f}ew loves
Brb gonna go wash up
Brb, starting a business so I can hire my own secretary
BRB Tunnel...
Brb cumming
brb, i'm late for an acupuncture appointment [f]
BRB ABOUT TO GET BRUTALLY MURDERED BY ANGRY MUSLIMS
Brb, going to the bar to talk to this gorgeous milf
brb going to Thailand, bangkok (NSFW)
BRB, moving to Siberia
Brb, outside stripping. [F]
Brb I'll be drooling over how much I want this hoodie. Don't mind me. X.X ?
brb summer is here
brb, just going into the kitchen to get my chair for totally non kinky purposes
BRB, moving to Alaska
brb faggets just gotta water my lawn
Brb switching schools.
BRB, I am off camping in Amazonia
Brb, About to get (f)ucked silly again
Brb, going for a ride ? [OC]
brb, smuggling bowling balls
Brb, just posting lewds on reddit
Brb gouging my eyes out
brb letting off a firework
BRB just gotta grab my bat
Brb gonna go defeat Alduin
brb need to go make lunch
Brb spamming Reddit with photos from my shoot I did a few weeks back. I feel so sexy
Brb, getting myself a maid
brb getting a farmers tan ??‍?
Brb, writing my friend's euology
brb going for a walk to distract the neighbors...
brb, just gotta go tear my clothes off with my teeth
BRB, gonna go hop in the shower! Unless you'd prefer to join?
brb gonna go build a wall
Brb I'm opening a chicken restaurant w/ free chicken breasts every Tuesday and the
brb, going fishing
Brb, gonna turn my camera on in online classes while wearing this ;)
brb moving in next door to you ;)

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