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But I'm Not Sad

Ex called me on speakerphone to confirm to her gossipy friends that I am bigger than

Looks like a little spanking but sadly it's not :(

feminists would love to fly by flapping their ears like Dumbo elephant; but sadly

31 and finally not skinny (but sadly no six pack either)

MRW my boyfriend broke up with me, took the furniture, and disappeared for good,

Apple-bottom, freed from jeans (delicious but sadly not red)

(F) I"m gonna put this up, and if I get a really really positive reaction, I'll

my friend keeps facetiming me sad about her breakup, im listening, but the whole

My wife (53 years old) was so sad and tired lately that when I found The App installed

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