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Dick Jokes

One of my clients has been using this for a few years as his sig. Apparently no one

[M]y girlfriend left me because my "pencil dick" - how thick should a penis

I posted this in /r/funny with a joke about black or white with stripes and nobody

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Because I took these pictures in the morning...and they're dick

My friend jokingly drew a dick on my other friend's page... This is what he turned

(NSFW) It's my cakeday. Here's a dick joke.

As a 5' 8'' Asian, I wish I could whip my dick out when people joke about me having

Message me if you have a big dick I really want to meet up and get my throat fucked

Girlfriend went to Prague, joked to her she should find chocolate dicks i found on

[F] Test time. Tell me a joke. Show me a badass beard. No dicks.

Wife joked about a dick pic last night, so I did an image search to send one as a

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My friend drew this and jokingly said he wished he could get paid for drawing characters

I got jokes and a big dick

I got jokes and a big dick for ya

NSFW-ish. I don't really do joke pieces however, a friend used make fun of my hobby

My love of dick is no joking matter [f] #aprilfoolsday

Your dick is a farming joke

I’ve always felt insecure about my size because of Asian jokes but god dammit is

I like to have fun on Snapchat. Pm for my snap if you enjoy some jokes and dicks.

My boyfriend won't let me suck his dick right now... not even joking. [F]

Debate with the girls pre Uber. Every guy we've ever heard taking about they're dick

We don't joke about being member of The Small Dick Club, lady.

[26][dick pic] bay area smoke ain't no joke :'( but I'm horny anyway

I was just watching some Quiplash and suddenly I felt the urge to illustrate Nick's

Wife's joke to wear chastity made my dick tiny and useless.

Dicking chair? There's a joke there somewhere

My gf and I are long distance, but we swap to feel closer. She made a joke about

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Pic my son took while I was cleaning. He told me to pull my jeans down (I told him

My superior at work "joked" about me having a small dick. I just smiled

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The angle makes my dick look like a "point" particle (silly joke for my

[insert big dick joke]

*Joke about hopping on a dick* But for real I want to hop on a dick. Quarantine sucks.

I made this as a joke for a friend here on Reddit, hence my chuckling, kinda ridiculous.

Some of my friends joke that I'm built for dick. What do you think?

Some of my friends joke that I'm built for dick. What do you think?

Board with the same old posts? Here's a new post! Featuring my dick in deni(m), and

Cracking jokes and playing with dicks

Dare my wi[f]e to flash in Dick's, insert joke here???

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