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LifeProTip: Do NOT cross Joey "Django" Blanco. This man did and didn't

For my inagural post, not quite sure where this belongs but it did make me chortle.

I Told Kellogg's that I Destroyed My 10 Millionth General Mills Cheerio in November.

I'm not usually very good at doing make up but this is what I did for my boyfriend

What kind of rod did I use? How do I make the fly not sink?

[S4E8] When did they have time to make this mosaic? This is Joffery/Tommen sigil,

Where did you made that manicure?? Make sure you're not going there again!

My boyfriend ordered something from Vampire Squid Cards, they make Crabs Adjust Humidity,

The decision to mouth off to your bully was a bad one. Not only did he beat you up.

Not convenient angle to make a photo, but I did ? {F}

(M) did you not see this post 2hrs ago she on her period but for verification I have

(M)trust me though I'm not going anywhere A job is better then No job plus I make

(M) want me to verifiy my email last time i did it got banned so if i get banned

Im not a fan of public shaming but telling an abused woman that shes worthless in

May not be much, but it did make me jizz.

Not only did you get to get to make her quiver, but you'd also get an A on the essay

22[f] Only after he broke 4 ribs did I realize I've basically gone my whole life

First time locked. Hopefully I make it all night. Any suggestions for first timers?

Dropped about 20 lbs within the past 2-3 months. Not sure if I'm making progress,

Did I do a good job? I can make up with other services if you're not satisfied...

Aww, did four orgasms inside me leave you feeling drained? Well, I'm not done. If

22 first time chastity and went small (nub) it feels so goo and natural not to get

Did you smile enough today? If not, hope this makes you smile!

My top did not want to stay up on the drive, and I didn't wantxto make it

Part 2/5 Later we had a couple of tequila shots, and as you can probably guess from

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