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some dude thought it would be funny to take pics off my fb and use them at his discretion,
So my husband thought it would be hot if he shaved off his pubes for me. It wasn't,
I thought his dick was fake till I saw these screens. Thoughts?
Fellow Redditor getting married tomorrow.  Wish him luck and keep his poor wife in
I thought this kid was perfectly normal, until I found his twitter account and read
He thought laying on his belly would hide his package
UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones, just broke his toe durring his fight. Thought
[NSFW] Customer wanted to sell his used PS3. Went trough the whole routine of checking
So my friend sent me this any thoughts on his package (if u want his info pm me)
A little nervous about his pic, but I thought y'all might enjoy it. Do I look good
She thought she couldn't cum even one more time at his rough treatment. Then he roared
She thought she couldn't cum even one more time from His rough treatment. Then he
my [f]uckbuddy just fucked me on his webca[m] for all his friends, and one caught
Trolls! My bf went out with his friends tonight for a little pre birthday fun, so
Went halves on a few boxes of golf balls with a buddy. He left his at my house. Thought
[Q] My friends IM'd me this drawing his SO made of his sona. I thought you guys would
A man thought this was a varicose vein, left it for a month. Turns out it was a worm
NSFW I work in an intensive care unit. One of our patients was born with severe head
I didn't respond to his "hi" so he thought the best course of action was
My cheating husband thought he was in for a treat when I tied his his wrists and
[M/S] And his dad thought his mom’s outfits were going too far
A beta thought he made a new friend. His mother let him know he was his new daddy
[F][M] Overheard my neighbor tell my boyfriend his internet is out and his girl is
A special snap I sent to a male friend for his birthday! He's been sharing it with
He thought his wife was joking when she told him she would upload his submission
[M/S] Let’s hope Josh’s dad and grandma don’t compare notes. His dad thought
My buddy told me he loves thought of his friends blowing loads on his mom
I use to cum to the thought of fucking a girl. Now all I can cum to is the thought
He's so excited, thought I [m]ight lead him around by his cock [f]or a bit before
[F][M] Love riding him like this! Thought I was going to hurt his legs! ;) thoughts?
Dad thought his daughter's shorts were too short, so he made his own pair to prove
My mates is a model, I feel sorry for her dad, his friends have her on insta and
All my career I’ve been an object. I needed a change. My husband just got hired.
Leon, my youngest grandson, was desperate to see his brothers having holiday love
It's been pouring for two days straight so I thought why not pop out in the raindrops
[OC] Saw this guy in a dream, thought I'd tweak his design a lil and draw him. His
My best friend begged me to take a gender-swap pill so he could pretend to have a
Michael hopped out of bed. It worked! He was in the body of his bratty 19 year old
Our Plano crew was assigned to clean an unattended death back in September. The deceased
I was retired from my job as a hooker since 20years when my former pimp came to see
Saw a guy respond to a comment by saying 'A Badunitedkingdom troll on the loose,
First time showing my face. So I thought I'd let him fuck it and empty his balls.
For a long time, Logan thought his size was a curse. But, when he got the chance
I thought I had already experienced the worst possible abuse from the neighborhood
Cole knew his parents wouldn't approve of his lifestyle but, he never thought they'd
Bony ass lil latina bitch smoking a square trying to relax her nerves so she can
You thought you were going to suck your first cock. He humiliated and made you eat