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THE BEGOTTEN HUMOUR THEMSELVES WITH BUNNIES AND FESTIVITIES, TRYING TO FORGET, THEY
Muslim humour - Updated for 2017!
John had learned to read the subtle signs that a girl was interested in him. [humour]
He'd never been popular with the ladies, but recently his luck had been changing.
Little-known fact: the Enterprise was finally defeated by a team of lawyers bringing
It was one way to make sure she had some time to herself... [FM] [implied FFM] [humour]
Technically, her fairy godmother HAD fulfilled her wish. Just not the way she'd expected.
She was a great girlfriend, but subtle was NOT part of her vocabulary. [implied]
She could be a little wild sometimes, so they came up with a solution. [humour] [exhibitionism]
Some people are just incorrigible! [schoolgirl] [punished] [exhibitionism] [humour]
Phew! Almost missed her hints. [humour] [flirting] [as subtle as a mack truck]
Suddenly it all came rushing back. Also, he remembered her. [humour] [flashing] [blonde]
You know how sometimes there's an adult subtext in children's stories? Sometimes
Was she really into him? Sure, it seemed that way, but he'd been burned before. [blowjob]
Ruby was the perfect employee: attentive, personable, and honest. [handjob] [humour]
They were bored, so he came up with an idea. [humour] [sex] [twister]
Time to hit the ATM... [roleplaying] [wife] [humour]
That's not how you do th--actually, you know what? You're doing great. [nurse] [humour]
Talk about perverse incentives... [humour] [WTF] [seriously WTF]
She was willing to fulfill all his fantasies, but some were just more realistic than
She was equal parts turned on and annoyed. [presenting] [humour] [annoyed]
Bit of classical humour
I love a healthy dose of humour in my djs
Some people just aren't very good at playing games. [humour] [implied]
Communication is a skill, and not everybody is skilled. [humour] [cosplay]
There's lots of strip games out there. Some are better than others. [humour] [implied
With the shutdown, cookie sales are down. What to do? [double blowjob] [humour]
Is it possible to make sex political? [humour] [implied]
His girlfriend's cousin was a lot like her. [FFM] [humour]
You knew it was a close family when you married me! [humour] [foursome]
Nobody ever reads the flag code anymore, do they? [humour] [Fourth of July]
Shoulda read the terms and conditions. [girlfriend] [group] [blowjob] [humour]
She wasn't lying. [implied blowjob] [humour]
She knew the Art of the Deal. [blowjob] [humour]
Behind the scenes before a threesome. [schoolgirls] [roleplay] [implied threesome]
There are lots of ways to ask for sex, some better than others. [implied] [humour]
When she goes along with your manipulation, is it really manipulation? [schoolgirl]
Unwritten rules are the worst. [implied] [caught] [mild cheating] [humour] [naked]
What's a harem to do when their master is out? [lesbian] [humour] [group]
Be direct. [virginity] [implied sex] [humour]
Trying something new can be frightening...but fun. [implied lesbian] [humour] [naked]
Trick or treat carries a different meaning when you're older. [blowjob] [naked] [humour]
She was an old-fashioned kind of woman. [humour] [implied]
A generation of kids that watched Frozen are coming of age... [blowjob] [humour]
A trend in RPGs. [humour] [naked]
The family toy. [lesbian] [femdom] [maid] [dom/sub] [humour]
Punishment 101: Know your audience. [spanking] [sex] [schoolgirl] [sub] [humour]
They try to fool us with onion humour...
When your girlfriend brings home another girl, it's not always about you. [implied
A thoughtful gift always blows away money. [double blowjob] [christmas] [humour]
Netflix and Chill can be misleading. [implied threesome] [humour]
Timing is everything. [MF sex] [implied impregnation] [risky] [humour]
Life never goes the way we expect, does it? [FFM] [humour] [virginity]
The outfit makes the woman. [naked] [humour]
When you're really close to your sister. [FFM] [group] [humour] [NOT incest, mostly]
Some people just don't notice new clothes. [naked] [humour]
Any dark humour jokes related to guro?
Get off Reddit and get some exercise! [MF sex] [humour]
What's the definition of irony? [MF sex] [schoolgirl] [humour]
So I heard guys like girls who play dumb. [naked] [humour] [don't actually take this

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