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I'm Not Joking

This is not a joke.

[F] I'm not a man that wants for much so after saying I literally want nothing for

(F)eeling a little blue today, cheer me up? (It's a joke not a ploy for sympathy.)

HALF LIFE 3 ACTUALLY CONFIRMED! (NOT A JOKE) [NOT LYING AT ALL] [BRACKETS FOR SERIOUSNESS]

I'm now convinced it's not possible to write a Grindr bio butch enough to make it

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but here's a little joke for you. Slight nsfw.

[Spoilers] My OVA hopes not even joking

[50/50] Black belt jokingly allows a little kid to knock him out | Police sic their

Rape is wrong! Rape is not funny! This is not a joke! It was the fucking captcha

Actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead is telling a joke, this guy is not interested in

Let's not do HIV April fools jokes

Wife joked about a dick pic last night, so I did an image search to send one as a

my "wrestlemania and wwe sucks but i'm still spending thousands of dollars to

Autism is not a joke.

Major Journal 3 spoilers: Dipper's real name (not a joke)

Golf is like life.. you strive for the green, but end up in the hole. 1960s. (Not

This is the worst meme I've ever made. It's a complete disgrace. Please downvote

MY STEP BROTHER SPRAINED HIS TAILBONE LAST SUMMER ITS NOT A JOKE!!!!!1

It's not a joke.

My boyfriend won't let me suck his dick right now... not even joking. [F]

There's not enough of Ms Joke

[30'] I was born at night but not last night ( dad joke? ) If you wanna chat, I'll

It really hurts me not to give personal information, but this a woman talking about

My friend's mom (37) who I'm pretty sure used to be a stripper or something (not

I missed you guys! Tonight's shower beer is Stem, raspberry apple cider. When they

My three favorite things are dick jokes and not using commas.

"Can you stop with the 'old ball and chain' jokes? You're not as funny as you

I got a monkey's paw as a gag gift. I was having a rough day at the office and jokingly

(M)ost of the mass in trees comes from the air, *not* the soil. Feel free to make

The joke is it's not actually a romance novel (M Human -> F Anthro Cat Girl;

She might not be joking

I jokingly tried on my friend's leggings. Not bad.

I feel like there's a Pavlov joke in here but I'm not clever enough to make it [Cherry]

Quality time with the girlfriend. [Loving][Roleplay][Monster Girl][Shoggoth][Not

Commission Sheet (Joke, Not Real)

Any suggestions for a witty reply? I sprained my neck trying to jump rope so my neck’s

Fun Fact: sometimes I'll try to phrase something so clearly meant to be taken as

? Snapchat : bby_alecsa ? I'm posting and sending nudes everyday to everyone. I'm

Mummy Kate Upton knows all my friends are constantly making jokes about how they'd

Rarely show my kitty, but I honestly just thought the face I’m making was too dang

SCP-054 The Water Nymphomaniac [Joke Post][monster girl][sex addiction][cum addiction](This

My 3 favorite things are: dick jokes and not using commas.

Independent woman ☑️ 33 ☑️ got kid(s) ☑️ single 5 years ☑️ not just

Fun fact of the day: I've had sex outside 32 times. I'm not (f)ucking joking

Hey, at least it's not a rape joke! Still not funny but you have to look at the bright

Decided to make a joke edit, because why not? (#421 Fan Edit)

This is not a joke friends, I do not know who the author is, but we all said "Ta-daaaam"

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