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I Am A God

Today: in his office my professor accidentally opened this on my thumb drive, yelled

Oh god, what team am I on? aka, the most confusing bug.

[f]irst post, oh god am I ever nervous....

The inevitable, "Oh God I'm about to turn 30, what the hell am I doing"

[nsfw]-ish . _ . oh god I have no idea what I am doing. Where can I learn more about

Dem hips...dem boobs...that mid section god i am in love

I am not a smart woman. Oh...my...god

oh god I am so bored.

It warm enough to tan a bit....God I am white!!

Am I r/tightshorts worthy? God I hope so! :)

Thank god for my natural sweater, else I would cannot go shirtless like I am.

I knew this game was sending me to hell... But God Damn! (Literally.. God Damned

I walk of this god forsaken planet and become one with death,at long last i am infinite.

Feeling a bit low lately, but god damn am I proud of my body. Here's a little taste

fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open

Oh God, this is so embarrassing! I am never playing cards with you guys again!

Before, I was drugs. Now, I am God.

TIL Elon Musk is a renowned atheist, having gone on the record as saying, "In

"Thank God I am a grower. I would never be able to wear yoga pants." Bailey

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Kona Big Wave full of heaven, blessed

HOW DO I? oh god i'll reply after my nap ; w; sorry i am tired

Thank god it's (F)riday because I am practically in HEAT

I am a generous God

Your god is back today slaves! Look how huge and tall i am, and bend the knee

[F-51] Hello Reddit! God knows I have been wanting to do this for a long time but

Nobody does trashy and super hot as good as Bella Thorne. God, I am so hard right

Zendaya is fucking phenomenal. Oh my god, I am so hard.

I[f] cleanliness is godliness...then I am God

i swear to god if i don't buy myself a dildo and somehow find a private place to

And at this moment, I am euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but because

My god, I am ready [f]or hump day ;)

The way from my office to the toilette. Thank god i am the boss :-)

Its night and i am up again for the love of god share your best "fall back asleep

(M) How am I? Blessed and Highly Favored. All praised to the most high YAHWEH#YAWYE#PRAY#

Who am I to question God?

hanako contest entry oh god am i too late

Fuck all the people who try to intimidate me with their PMs. I am what I am and I

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because,

I AM GOD

God i am SO fucking cute.

Shy? Yes. Likes showing off the tiddies and the ass? Yes. Super slutty and likes

oh god. oh fuck. I am going to jail for this.

"no no no no, where am i" i say looking around, i look down "better

I am God Girl ♥️ Venezuela ?? (F)

Y'all don't really know who I am, God damn.. I'm like grease in the frying pan cause

Alt pussy is god pussy, am I right?

God that I am so thankful snapchat remykitten16

They're even small when I let them hang.. thank god, am I right? ?

I was thinking about the thick little Latina girl next door when the FOSE hit. Suddenly,

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