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I Did Not Expect This

Guys really don't tell me you "bareback only," like this 20yo guy did,

Did a Google search for "Beanie with propeller". Technically, I suppose

You expect your calls to be recorded but never did I imagine this level of scrutiny.

My 85 year old grandmother has had this sitting on her fireplace for as long as i

Picked up a menu, you know, looking for food. Did not expect to see this on the back.

Went for a bike ride, did not expect to find this on the back of my shirt when I

I did not expect to see this while watching porn

My tinder date did NOT look like her pictures. I was expected a thin black girl,

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