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I Never Say That

Never believe an Asian girl that says, "I've never done this before." (m)(f)
Needless to say she never made it to work that day.
So I accidentally sent a text that was supposed to go to my friend, to a girl I'm
Remove the shirt, says you? Can do, says I. Wanna see both? Never you fear. I put
I tell my kids that Santa will leave this in their stocking if they are naughty.
The next time we see Ryuko she is covered with a blanket. This means Satsuki-sama
[Spoilers] For those that say the Princesses never do anything
"I wish we never fucked and I mean that. But not really, you say the nastiest
Why can i never (f)ind ones that say i <3 men ;)
It's not fair that Kevin Steen's biceps are so big, he says he never even goes to
My way of saying thank you to everyone who got my last post to over 1000 upvotes
I'm just saying, sir, that an office can never have enough wood.
I've never thought I'd say this about a cock, but that is the best thing I've ever
You know what they say; once you go ginger you can never go back. Or something like
huge pussy or not ??? bf say he never see a pussy like that before and you ?
(F) My man say he never a pussy like that before ???? why?
I made a thing just for the 43 of you that Reddit says have followed my profile in
now for something different. Aussie slut that I never posted anywhere until now.
(f)my bf say he never see a pussy like that before ...
My boyfriend and I broke up about a month ago. Just started talking to a guy on the
(Mf)been here doing this not gone stop now for years not cuz.you watching. Should
(M) id never have sex with 1 of y'all... I'll never let you get to lie and say I
(M) not saying anything crazy it's just the older you get the more you become negligent
Im honor of by buddy who fucked a girl I used to hook up with and she had the fucking
GF Says I Never Show Her Enough Attention How Would You Take Advantage Of That?
She never did say whose blood that was... [Straight][Wholesome][Cute][Yandere][Convoluted
I'd say I'm being shy, but that's never really the case?
People tell me that I look like Natalie Mars (my idol)... They say you should never
“I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”
I'd love to have another inside me at the same time. Never had double vaginal but
“This is great” I say as I play with my hair. My crush was way out of my league,
I've never been with a woman who didn't say I was thicker than every guy they'd ever
You had never once doubted that Hayley Williams was loyal to you, until you get a
Never have I ever... multiply that by at least 4.... and no where does it say I even
My bully always says how bad he wants to fuck my mom and that she's easy. I couldn't
“At this point, just accept that I’ll never really be your girlfriend or ever
Never thought of myself as that femme but my butt says otherwise ?
Since she offered me this seance so that I could say goodbye to my mother, my girlfriend
Even though I demanded she leave the house, my neighbor kept on undressing herself
A user is creating threads saying a mod here told her that they wanted to do something
A user is creating threads saying a mod here told her that they wanted to do something
"So, how was the tea?" I say with my new beautiful smile. My boss just
I'd never say I wish that it would happen s,n'a.p=givingode!
I work on a poultry farm. Came across this today, a 3 legged chicken. I've heard
All I'm saying, is that if you've never tried asshole - this is a good place to start.