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I Was Being Funny

 I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be
What I was hoping all college girls would be like (NSFW)
Reddit was down on my cake day so, in place of a cool pic, I present to you how my
Would be sort of proud if this was my belly...
Well, no-one was.. That would be a freaky lookin' baby! (NSFW)
I'm 19. I was fired from my job for being late. This was my reaction when I got home.
How can you be so sure it was me? (NSFW)
I was watching a video earlier and at the end this popped up. I don't know if I should
Can't say I'd be as bothered if I was in his place NSFW'ish
I sit by some older women in class, thought my laptop would be safe while I went
I completely expected this to be a lucky charms plug. I was disappointed.
Why we ever thought this would be a good idea, I dont know, but it was.  (NSFW)
I think this was meant to be a panty dropper, but I just laughed way too hard. (nsfw)
Googled my username, was NOT disappointed, don't think you will be either.
I thought I was taking a SFW photo of a nice snowy tree. It turned out to be [NSFW].
so guess who i'm being at theme night on [f]riday?! also was considering posting
What I was told growing a beard would be like.
It's like it was meant to be...
Told r/gonewild be gentle, was shy for first post...
I told my Xbox friends to write me a poem if they didn't want to be deleted. This
After being with my girlfriend for 6 years, I finally proposed to her when she was
I was curious what the 1st cards would be... Someone at the the office is laughing
I was looking into resizing some shirts... Yes Bing, those related searches may be
We had a field meet and this was my teams shirt. We were the "ball busters".
I got this through snapchat from a close friend that works with me. I was in the
Posted a Commonwealth OF Virginia vanity plate a little bit ago(with a wack title).
messing with siri the other night with my buddies. being guys we decided to say "google
I thought he was trying to be nice
My 6 month old daughter was biting on a part of a toy. Should I be worried?
I was gonna cry and jerk off after the season finale tonight. It might as well be
Since when was this a thing?.. not that I'll be complaining next Sunday or anything
The dictator ruled the garden until he was forcefully Supplanted [may be NSFW at
They told her she could be anything when she grows up. 10/10 was not disappointed.
It was supposed to be a gun at first
Back when I was a freshman in college the RAs were told to create a floor theme for
I thought it was going to be a love note....
If r/gonewild was an actual place you could go, this is what I'd imagine it to be
Friend moved into a basement apartment. This masterpiece was on the bathroom wall.
It's gotta be the first day of Spring break, because if that ass was any whiter we'll
Insinuating that Mr. Carrot may be trying to compensate for something was too risque'
I was told there would be karma and gold...(nsfw)
This was left up on my computer. I live with my 6 year old daughter and my husband...
It's funny, I posted this in /r/gaybros by accident and was berated for being scrawny.
I knew that selfie was too good to be true.
So today my college's student office called and said I had a package, and didn't
It was supposed to be a candy cane...nsfw?
I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned
The house I live in used to be my landlord's home. I noticed something when I was
[NSFW] I knew it'd be trouble when I noticed it was a picture message from an unknown
So it was a slow night at the restaurant. We thought it'd be a good idea to send
Some guy didn't proof read his classified ad before it got sent out to a building
Drunk me thought it would be cool to get a photo with the toilet attendant... Dont
I had to lock him in the hospital because he was going to break something in the
[NSFW] I'm doing work in an elementary school (K-5th grade) over the summer. This
This recreational lake in The Netherlands was on the news for being a meeting place
my #OneFingerSelfie was FLAGGED! Don't be a weirdo, I'm not actually naked, I have
He wanted me to be his master and humiliate him. I was happy to oblige.
I think my donut was supposed to be a heart.
[f,19] Funny story, my first night stripping on stage I was instructed to squirt