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This was like porn when I was in elementary school. [NSFW-ish]
If Dungeons & Dragons was like this when I was a young, I definitely would
At first is was like :O but then I was :) [NSFW]
I went to the bathroom and my ding dong fell out so I was like, "Eff it, chubs
"Upon initial strip-search, which the suspect actually seemed to enjoy, it was
I was gonna shave but I was like, man should be more hair than skin...but I'm not
So here’s Courtney Stodden, the chick who married that dude from Green Mile when
It was like she was in a trance once they got started
I took some pictures, mostly face stuff. It was like 4am here so you'll have to forgive
How was your Valentines? Mine was like this
Sanya Diary #49 "I don't remember why I was like this... But it was for Eila"
An ex girlfriend once told me that when she first pulled down my pants it was like
Someone on here messaged me saying I was (f)at and I was like bitch where?
I was delighted to show my daughter what a real man was like
Whilst getting beej'd yesterday morning and I noticed that the wife was ignoring
After coming out to my brother, he kept asking what anal sex was like. He was not
A girl once said it was like getting stuffed with a water bottle, I wanted to see
I honestly don't even comprehend how babies come out of here. If you were an alien
If this was your view in the morning, tell me what our night was like ;) (PM me)
At Party that was very funny Night for us, drunked and yes we was like assholes
I was thinking about taking a day off, but my cock was like "Nah, I'm fine"
So this gi[f] came out kinda slow motion. And then i was like hey, they might like
Another Polaroid I found. I wonder what she was like when I was deployed.I still
Memories: The passion of this Hotwife was like no other...she was starving
I was like a cat. I always ended up on all [f]ours... Like a cat
This man was showing this Gorrila pictures of female Gorrilas and he was like, "thank
Apparently my treadmill shuts down after 100 minutes. I had 320 calories worth of
I always had a thing for my cousin (left) and made a wish last night that I could
[OC] I came across the term 'pawg,' was all, "Wtf is dat?"... looked it
NSFW: Stopping by my local VW/Audi/Porsche dealer and was stuck staring at this masterpiece
The Halloween party was absolutely wild last night. As soon as I walked through the
too many sexy pics and porn watching and it was like a pipe was gonna burst, I exploded
I'm fairly sure there was a set with this tshirt on the old premium, does anyone
It was like she was made for this
that night was cold lol my pussy was like frozen!!!
So this was what it was like to have balls! She'd had no idea!
It's getting kinda fuzzy! It really is getting harder to remember what it was like
This was posted before but this vid is from the finale and the other was like a whole
A ballgag wasn't a kinky thing for her, it was just good manners -- she had forgotten
She'd blow me twice before breakfast . . . it was like an addiction, with her. (I
A NEW WORLD -> CHAPTER 4: The Lost Lamb ? John’s first transformation was
The librarian was like wtf when I was checking out [IMG]
Do to my Dyslexia, for the last couple years I think he name of this subreddit was
I tried some selfies to send the hubby today, I'm not very good at it and was going