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instead of celebrating my birthday, i took gw pics [f]or you. more if you like!
Instead of smiling, this time I thought I'd share my serious face
Instead of submitting boob rubbing GIFs i would rather do this. [NSFW]
Instead of camping
Instead of a peak, I can just show you. [f]
Instead of studying this is what I did today
Instead of a book check her out
Instead of a gold necklace maybe someone could give me a pearl one ;) (f)
Instead of fucking, I'm fucking freezing
Instead of dissertation work, I'll just take nudes and share them on reddit, yeah...
Instead of coming down my chimney, leave my present here
Instead of linking it to everybody, I'll just post it! Post shower, no makeup. (F)
Instead of actually trying on the pants ;) (f)
Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed ;)
Instead of an album I decided to post a single fantastic booty pic.
Instead of watching Superbowl...;)
Instead of calling them niggers
Instead of working i'm laying here naked, how is your afternoon?
Instead of On/Off let's try Closed/Open
Instead of chocolate, why not fish?
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers to Hawaii, we should be sending donations
Instead of a topless pic, here's a bottomless one! [F]
Instead of a high 5, how about a nice ass slap for ONDWW on 5k!
Instead of going out for a drink I decided to just stay at home. Happy weekend! ;)
Instead of cleaning my room, I'm taking naughty pics ;)
Instead of eating cake for my real cakeday on Monday, eat me ... I'm sweeter
Instead of handshake with your best bro
Instead of doing the million things I need to do today. I’m doing this. ?
Instead of being doing homework in college right now I should focus on being Daddy's
Instead of a longboat, I sail a thickboat
instead of perparing dinner she asked to be fucked and cummed on in the kitchen
Instead of saving some for tomorrow, I'm just going to post too many pics today.
Instead of posting to /r/misogynyfetish...
Instead of titty tuesday.. How about Taco Tuesday..
Instead of titty tuesday.. How about Taco or Asshole Tuesday.. [F]
Instead of being an Elf again I plan on doing something a little different for the
instead of coming up with a caption i’d rather be coming on you [f]
Instead of dinner on the table, I. Do you eat this pussy??
instead of netflix and chill, can we uhhh listen to hardcore and chill?
Instead of interacting with family, I practiced at making shortcake.
Instead of "just do it," why don't you just do me?
Instead of snakes on a plane, how about tits on a train? [F37]
Instead of this sink, I'd like to sit on you ?
Instead of splashing water, it could have been something else [F]
Instead of the world’s smallest violin to soothe my vacation cancellation woes....
Instead of paying, I caught the barber’s tail. Do you like my new hair?
Instead of watching me from your window, come and undress me yourself ?