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Kids Today

My dad has always smoked Fuente's and I realized today this was the first boob I
Honey...I'm taking the kids to the pool today.
Ladies (and gents), grew up as a pretty heavy kid, but I thought I was lookin' good
My girls is 42 today, 4 kids later she's wondering if she's still got it
Got a quick bj today. Too bad the kid woke up before we could finish.
So I found a 15 year old kid's wallet today
Just wanted to throw this out there - Today I realized that my appreciation for big
My friend's sister is a third grade teacher at a school where some of the kids don't
A kid that I know recently came out... He found this on his seat today at school.
Caught my pro[f]essor browsing GW today. I Wonder if he'll give me an A if he found
To the kid screaming in the store today..
[kik]. Today only, no kidding, get my kik FOREVER at 50% off. Only $25!!!!!! One
My newest figurine came in today! (And some kid with a red hat next to it for some
227-213-189 GW 155 29/f/5'8 NSFW undies Feb-today PCOS, 3 kids and Zoloft
I've been telling my kid sister to try this for a while now, and today I finally
Got a new hat at the amusment park today. Im a kid now!
So my GF's kid drew a cat at school today . . . (NSFW)
My (F36) husband's (M37) surprise while the kids were at school today.
Guess what my wife did today to get these beads at the St. Patrick's Day parade?
I don't have any kids, but I can be your mommy for today [f]
El(f) on the shelf time again. He paid mom a little visit today. Shhh! Don't tell
El(f) on the shelf time again. He paid mom a little visit today. Shhh! Don't tell
A friend got me this 1979 Orioles program for Christmas. The first ad i turned to
Always bullied about my body as a kid, so I wear loose sweatshirts and baggy clothes
Forgot my glasses today and spent a solid 5 minutes thinking this kid was staring
Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about
Endless catcalls in NYC, I'm hoping the kids on the block and grown men enjoyed my
Daddy and I went to the beach today and I got a kids fish fries (and regular fries
Kinda down today. Here is a picture of my smile [f40] 2 kids
Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real
[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] Laying sick in bed today,I need
"Hi kids, I'm your new teacher Anita and today we will be learning about male
Who am I kidding, I'm not getting ANY work done today!
Damn kids and their phones today ;) My stepdaughter is glued to hers! (F/50) (F/25)
My kids are at their grandparents place. Which means I‘m getting dick today.
Since I’m a body hopper, I use my sister’s body to babysit for pocket money without
Walked my kids to the bus stop wearing nothing but this robe today; I caught the
[NSFW] today’s war wound! Got sloppy And sliced my hand pretty good. Stay safe
Maybe I should try to get some sun today? LOL Just kidding!
F4F hosting today noontime in Tampa Area My boyfriend wants to watch before the kids
having such a happy kid mood today) hope your day is going great as well guys!
Our daughter has been keeping her sexuality a secret! My wife and I occasionally
Baller status ✌? This would of made me the coolest kid on the playground back in
I don’t have kids but you can worship my dad bod today.