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MFW - Miranda turns around
MFW I was born
MFW someone says, "calm your tits!"
mfw mods go the doctor.
MFW the sideline ho tells me she got herpes.
MFW This subreddit is going to Doggs. If you don't upvote this to the front page
MFW I finally get to report on a big news story
MFW I click a NSFW link in /r/wtf
MFW I click a NSFW link expecting porn and I get spoilers for an show I haven't caught
MFW I click a NSFW link in /r/wtf
MFW I got semen in my mouth for the first time.
MFW WEN I SMEL GARLIC
Mfw my moms boyfriend asks me what phone to buy
MFW my uncle thought my Sexus 9 was an iPad
MFW I can finally post links [NSFL] [DOOT]
MFW I tell myself "just one more orgasm" three times...
MFW I see a downie in the McDonalds I applied and got refused for
MFW my date makes me prove how big I am.
MFW Terrorists from the Religion of Peace suicide bomb Islamic holy sites
MFW no bombs or trucks were involved in today's Würzburg attacks
MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.
MFW I state my opinion on Tumblr
MFW Alaska says Rolaskatox had no influence on her decision
MFW a girl says she only dates "White Guys"
MFW those women i raped are in the room.
MFW fucking my ass :P
MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque
MFW I'm Arrested for Boning my Students
Mfw when the "newbie" snipes my get with a 0s reply {:'0 [shocking]
MFW I explain why freedom is non-negotiable
MFW I get temporarily banned from Xbox for calling someone a "fudd"
mfw everyone's all "why don't you get contacts?" so i gotta take off my
MFW I learn that it's Vet'ranz day, WG Purge day, AND the Independence Day for Rhodesia
MFW being outed as as a sexual predator in 1981 when I'm already a known perv
Mfw I eventually hilt this thing
MFW ATF finds out I have assault gats [OC-ish plz no step]
Mfw I'm waiting
mfw I see the subs jump from 9203 to 9883 overnight
MFW I see a massive spider on the floor (from the spider's POV).
MFW my enby bf is about to fuck me
MFW I finally get past the flare on my biggest toy
MFW I just used my newly purchased vibrator for the first time and reached the most
MFW when I came from a vibrator the first time
mfw I finally get it as rough as I like [m][f]
mfw I just used two toys while on viagra and had my first real true *good* orgasm
MFW reading these posts and wishing I could relate and get fucked but I look like
MFW I just got my first female orgasm!
MFW I finally work up the courage to find a super hot domme and the first thing she
Mfw you use me to completely satis[f]y your needs
mfw you dropped the super crown (Afrobull)
MFW Baumgartner Restoration posts a new video
mfw people out here still posting loli
MFW I'm bald and she keep succin'
Mfw any man looks at me
MFW my husband comes home

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