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My First Thought:

My first thought when I heard "Jesus Ween"
My first thought after the new episode.
My first thought was 'surely she is not inhaling his head, that would be a bizarre
Recently bought a pack of colored condoms, first one pulled out was green. Of course
So I think I broke my ring toe (next to my pinky) playing soccer barefoot and my
My first thought after seeing the "spoon challenge" post [x/post from r/AdviceAnimals]
My first thought during the HOH celebration [SPOILERS]
My first thought when I saw the company beer Brasseurs
My first thought after seeing this picture (NSFW)
My first thought after finishing Bioshock Infinite [Spoiler] NSFW
My first thought when I saw a page in the new chapter :P [Potential Spoilers!]
My first thought about the guy with a herniated testicle. [NSFW]
My first thoughts when I saw Miley's butt tonight (NSFW)
My first thought was "there's nothing left to pray for" look what you guys
My first thought after this scene
My first thought of the last page of Forever Evil #5 [Spoilers]
My first thought of Christ Bearer after hearing he chopped off his penis (NSFW)
My first thought about "Brief Jerky" nsfw,nsfl
My first thought when I saw the new lightsaber design
My first thought when I heard Mia Khalifa was #1
My first thought when I saw this scene
My first thought when seeing the New street sign in Toronto (possibly NSFW)
My first thought when I saw the Starkiller base destroying the planets...
My first thought when Christina Grimmie died was "She was beautiful, but did
My first thought seeing the new episode
My first thought after watching Justice League tonight. (Slight spoiler.)
My first thought with Julia was that I wanted to be rough with her. And since I live
An old photo from the day I unboxed my Fleshlight Quickshot. My first thought was,
My first thought when I heard about "Bowzette".
It’s snowing outside and my first thought is to run out onto my deck and take nudes!

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