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. Not Hornswaggle's (relatively) big pack of mistakes but not invulnerable, godly

This fucking subreddit is not for everyone!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT MY MEME BUT THIS IS DANK AF!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if I should really post since I'm not skinny or have a six pack, but let's

IM ALREADY NOT DOING WELL IN SCHOOL SO PLEASE

ITS NOT FAIR I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK ALREADY AND JAKE'S MOM SAID HE COULD GO!!!!

THE PLACE IS NOT THAT BIG IDK WHERE YOU THINK YOU COULD BE GOING MFER

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT DAVID MOVE OVER! YOUR NOT MY DAD IM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE HERE MFER

U BETTR NOT B FUKN SRS MATT....!!!!

THERE'S NOTHIN WRONG WITH IT, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I ROLL!!

C'MON MFER THATS NOT COOL

ITS MY XBOX SO HES NOT JUST PLAYING THE GAME WRONG HES ALSO JUST BEING A DICK MFER!!!!!!!

HEY MFER ITS NOT CARTOON PORN ITS ART WITH A COMPLEX STORY AND DYNAMIC CHARACTER

HELL YEAH MFER, GONNA GO GET SOME CHIPS (BUT NOT THE WAVY KIND SO THAT MOM DOESNT

FC*K U JERRY MY DICC IS NOT SMALL

THESE MFIN ME IRL MFERS ARE STEALING ARE MEMES ON TWITTER NOW!!!!! WAS THE FIRST

NO IM NOT EMBARRESSED MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE TO DO THIS U NUMB N@TS!!!

YET ANOTHER MFER ON INSTAGRAM STEALING OUR MEMES!!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!

IT'S NOT THE HECK*N SAME THING

FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT TRADING

Not the way I wanted to end my evening ride: mauled by a pack of dogs 5min into a

MY STEP BROTHER SPRAINED HIS TAILBONE LAST SUMMER ITS NOT A JOKE!!!!!1

"YUOR NOT THE FATHER..." HEHE MOTHERFUCKR I ALREADY KNÜ

IMGUR.COM IS AN EXTREMELY HOSTILE TERRITORY BUT NOT EVERYBODY THERE ARE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!

IM NOT MADE OF MONEY MFERS!

I DO NOT LIKE MOIST BURGERS MF'ER!!!!!

IF YOURE NOT GOING TO DRIVE LIKE A BADASS GET THE HE'LL OFF MY RODE

I'M NOT HERE TO SHAKE YOUR HAND I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR DAMN ASS!!!

MY FIRST H*CKING POST HERE I'M NOT VERY ORIGINAL OR FUNNY IN MY CONTENT BUT I KNOW

I CAME HERE TO LOSE WEIGHT NOT GAIN HATE MFERS!!!!

SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AN ADULT SHOW, NOT FOR BABIES

I'AM NOT SITTING HERE ANY FUCKING LONGER!!!

PLEASE CHILL OUT GUYS IM NOT RACEST OK???

NEXT TIME IT BETTER BE 45 MINUTES LIKE YOU SAID NOT 25 DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO COUNT?!

DISCLOSING ANY VALID REASONS FOR NOT COMING TO ME INSTEAD WOULD BE A MFING CORRECT

WHAT PART OF “MY DIET DOESNT AFFECT YOU” DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND??

THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP

AND EVEN THEN, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT MFER!!!1!

SOMETIMES 'IT'S NOT WHAT YOU ASK ITS HOW YOU ASK BROTHERS

SORRY NOT SORRY!!!!!!!!

YOU THINKING YOU CAN WIN???? MFER YOURE NOT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO HOW POWERFUL WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRIDE MONTH IS NOT OVER YET!!!

HEY MFERS, IVE BEEN GETTIN FRICKIN TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING ME A VIRGIN AND ITS NOT

I GOT CAUGHT ROLEPLAYING AS A COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARY IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE

I DO NOT CONDONE THEIR EX-SPOKESMAN BUT THE LUNCHMEAT IS TASTY

IT'S NOT TRUE WE HAD NOTHING ON. WE HAD THE RADIO ON.

I'M NOT POOR MY DADS JUST IN BETWEEN JOBS!!!!!!

LOOKS LIKE ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN TONIGHT AND YOU CAN BET YOUR MFING HOG ITS NOT

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