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Notes To Self

Note to self, never let friends on my PC.

Note to self: Never pass out at some peoples house parties.... [Kinda NSFW]

note to self : keep kids out of naked pictures

Note to self: Don't use a .50 cal bullet as a hammer.

Note to self: no [m]ore GW+ at the office...

Note to self: Sara Jay likes having her hair pulled

Note to self, despite the fact you visited a NSFW post in the safety of your home,

Note to self: next time don't use a can from the fridge

Note to self: Don't Google "crazy straws" image with son (or any child).

Note to self: Don't search Google images of "crazy straws" with your son.

Note to self: gingers should not lay out, ever.

Note to self: ask this question every semester NSFW

Note to Self: Don't have sex on an icy cold road.

Note to self: When psychotic, don't make gifs

Note to self, pay more attention when working with glass

Note to self get a bigger (m)irror

note to self: never let my girlfriend do a photoshoot without a bra. (this is not

Note to self: buy sister more flowers.

Note to self. Stop shooting subs.

Note to self: Don't punch glass even if you are joking.

Note to self: Page 162

note to self join Swedish military

Note to self, avoid yoga pants

Note to self: check mirror before going outside next time

Note to Self: Buy Safety Goggles.

Note to self: Dont drink and game. (NSFW)

Note to self: don't get light up binkies wet or they won't glow anymore ? [nsfw]

Note to self: dont browse /r/twinks before exercising

Note to Self: Buy more toilet paper

Note to self: don't leave windows unlocked during an alien invasion. You might end

Note to self: don't let people flip through your phone (see comments)

Note to self... Buy Hot Tub, Buy Crossfit Membership, Make Friends

Note to self: replace barbells with rings ASAP

Note to self: don't bend over in public [f]

note to self: know your demographic

Note to self: Leaving a very tight cock ring on for too long induces massive swelling...??

Note to self... lock the door lol

Note to self, clothes off THEN get in shower

Note to Self: yellow yoga pants wont hide a wedgie very well.

Note to Self: Rip it a Little More Gently Next Time

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