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Pro tip: Always Stretch
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Pro Tip:Be Careful When Taking Pictures Of Mirrors
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Pro tip: Stillborn nieces? Make sure you post their disturbing ass pictures on the
Pro Tip: leave some space between your face and the scope of a 308
Pro Tip: always let a girl use your notes
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Pro Tip: The Soapy Shower
Pro tip: If you put the camera closer, it looks bigger :P
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Life Pro Tip: Become a surfing instructor!
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(F) pro tip: don't call me hun
Life Pro Tip: always take an extra water supply with you...
Lingerie pro tip: only wear the top half (f)or easier access!
Pro Tip: Make sure you have the right number before fiing off pics of your junk
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[f] Pro tip: the harder the spank, the wetter I get
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Pro Tip: Don't Spank Your Girly Balls Too Hard!
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Pro-tip: buy a smaller bikini to enjoy some underboob
Pro tip, bruises are harder to see when you are darker!
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Life Pro Tip: Please don't kancho a girl who visibly needs to use the bathroom. You
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Pro tip: masks make it a lot easier to hold the moan in your work bathroom
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Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like
Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like
Pro tip: buy your girl a remote to up the nudes game big time
Pro tip... always recycle that spit. Gotta stay hydrated for face fucking
I have over 20 years of face fucking experience. Pro tips: Be still and open your
pro tip! wash your onesies in baby detergent and not only will you look like baby,
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Pro tip: Get yourself a shower wand ?
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