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Pro-tip: pretend Anne Hathaway is Natalie Portman
Pro Tip:Take picture from underside, cock looks [m]onstrous
Pro Tip: Aim for her mouth, not her nose
[50/50] A handy life pro tip for microwaved popcorn | Two headless Mexican men with
Pro-tip: You can compliment my titties without mentioning their diminutive size.
pro-tip for ladies.
Pro-tip: Buy your CK briefs at TJ Maxx
Pro tip: Always Stretch
Pro tip: Don't just give your kid that random Pyramid Collection catalog to look
Pro Tip:Be Careful When Taking Pictures Of Mirrors
pro tip: always sleep naked
Pro tip: Don't feed birds on your keyboard.
Pro tip for foil care... don't wash them.
Pro tip: Stillborn nieces? Make sure you post their disturbing ass pictures on the
Pro Tip: leave some space between your face and the scope of a 308
Pro Tip: always let a girl use your notes
Pro Tip: The Soapy Shower
Pro tip: If you put the camera closer, it looks bigger :P
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Life Pro Tip
(F) pro tip: don't call me hun
Life Pro Tip: always take an extra water supply with you...
Pro Tip: Make sure you have the right number before fiing off pics of your junk
Pro tip: a pair of stilettos and a good angle can make your legs look longer than
Pro tip for catching a str8
Life Pro Tip
Pro tip: You don't need to join a gym to have a good workout ? [M]
Pro-tip: Wearing slutty pink panties gets you more straight dick than you know what
Pro Tip: Don't Spank Your Girly Balls Too Hard!
Pro tip, sunshine: if you post pics like this, you're gonna end up posted in places
Pro-tip: buy a smaller bikini to enjoy some underboob
Pro tip, bruises are harder to see when you are darker!
Pro Tip: Use a cigar humidor pack in with your seeds while germinating to eliminate
Pro tip: when your hand gets tired, use a pillow to get of[f]
Pro tip: when your hand gets tired, use a pillow to get of[f]
Pro tip: camera straps make perfect tourniquets
Pro tip of the night, use a car buffer on your muscles after a hard workout or run.
Pro tip: put the beer in the freezer for 30 min before you hop in the shower
Pro Tip: The Big Candy is At The Bottom of The Bowl
Pro tip: masks make it a lot easier to hold the moan in your work bathroom
Pro tip nerfers
Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like
Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like
Pro tip: buy your girl a remote to up the nudes game big time
Pro tip... always recycle that spit. Gotta stay hydrated for face fucking
Pro tip for pantsing prankers, wait until her hands are full so she can't pull her
pro tip! wash your onesies in baby detergent and not only will you look like baby,
Pro tip: the fancy Target underwear is super soft and makes your cock feel amazing
Pro tip: Get yourself a shower wand ?
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