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R U Shitting Me

Every time I see shit like this, it makes me wish I had a vagina so I could do exactly
SHIT TYRONE UPVOTE ME
me and my gf first anal wasnt as sexy as we assumed it would be...i gues shit happens..
Shit, they're onto me.
I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.
Shit, I forgot to close the blinds. You guys didn't happen to see me getting undressed,
{nSfW} Guys...This will be my last shit post. The Pog recession has taken its toll
Me and my girlfriend are really comfortable now so we do weird funny shit like this.
Me and my coworker were labeling stuff at work today and this shit happened...
DAFAQ? ...but is dat shit tighter?
Shit day at work, cheer me up?
I am a sissy who sometimes think i am still a man I need people to message me on
I PLEDGE TO BE A "I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE" MEME FOR FREE until every
(M) Bro on my kids I'm not lieing they knew shit about me that was weird as hell..on
(M) I'm asking because I feel y'all tryying kill me fa some shit i.didnt even do
(M) front my ass I'm not gay try and pull some gay shit and watch me knock yo ass
We wuz kangz n shit space gods n shit swer on me mumma mayn swear on me family i
Shit on me Becky
Studying for a midterm. When i'm on my study meds I like weird shit and quite possibly
Shits getting crazy and drunk as fuck. I’m so vanilla...corrupt me. Wickr letsgetwickrd
If me holding my phone in front of my face the very moment I'm watching this, my
Made me lol
Shit like this gets me hard
This pleases me
Shit threw me all off
This disturbs me on a subconscious primal level.
(F) I'll never do that shit ever. Tf I look like come on now im a alot of shit but
(M) And hell nah I aint gay let's clear that shit up right now!!!!Mfs can't never
Made me laugh. Thought y’all might enjoy too
Sill me always thought they were keeping up swimmingly...
SHIT! I think I screwed up royally. I cannot get the spider mites under control so
BLACK BITCH SHITTED FOR ME ON MOTHERS DAY!! FOR $200!! (THIS BITCH LIFE IS RUINED!!
Big old ass is heavy, shake that shit like jelly, Put me on your plate and slurp
Double XL my ass... This shit is so small... I feel like a dough ball shoved into
You guys are making me horny, keep telling me the depraved things you want to do
Me after cumming in my face after thinking about Jessica taking a big shit
?I got a ?, ass. Shit be looking right. I get to dancing in the mirror, i want some
After a long jog my white bitch spreads her asshole for me to get a sniff and man
Me and my hoes done did this so many times! And it be feeling good too with you dick
Me and my favourite photographers cat, whoCwas 100% not in the mood for our shit
"So yeah I think I'm gonna swim for a bit more, catch some rays, and then head
My uncle ate that shit! I aint eat that shit! I got some chicken! I was just showing
"GODZILLA CAKE" If you a 10 a g type of nigga then this weed aint for you
Tell me shit Tell me shit s.na!p-baehotbuns?
Shit ik voel me Gustavo sn?a.p~lortsroot?
2 white bitches that use to go to the same school 18 and 19 years old spreads each
Fine lil white bitch sweating twerking in my face! I love the smell of that young
Got this white bitch to shit for me for $6! HAHAHAHA! $6!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! All it