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I must go, my people need me.
OH HAI!!!
Whenever NSFW turns out to be NSFL
when i go to the beach and take my clothes off [nsfw]
When I go to a party of mostly college freshman [NSFW]
When expecting boobs on a NSFW link
When I'm browsing /new
When I accidentally open a link on Reddit that is NSFW while I'm at work.
My face when I open an NSFW link in the middle of class
Opening up NSFW links at work that turn out to be SFW
When my gf said that she forgot to take a pill [semi NSFW]
When I click on a NSFW post, but it's really NSFL (SFW)
When two girls start fighting at a party.
MFW someone says, "calm your tits!"
MRW I click a NSFW link and it leads to gore.
When I meet a really, really, kinky girl, and we start talking about the things we
Finding out that you have a fetish
[OC] On the rare occasion I upvote something.
MRW my phone freezes and I have to hold down the power button for 10 seconds to turn
After I see a horrible nsfw post
MFW my girlfriend brought a dildo into the bedroom then told me it wasn't for her.
When I broke up with my last girlfriend
MRW I finally find a dating profile where someone writes in complete, properly formed
when my wife's on her period
When I see a NSFW tag only to find no nudity [OC]
MRW I run out of fuel in Kerbal Space Program
When I stumble across a fight in the comments on Reddit
MRW I see my comment karma is 1776
MRW someone posts 'risky click' in a NSFW comment thread but it's pretty obvious
MRW a porn site's thumbnail is automatically bookmarked on the Chrome start page
MRW I open a NSFW link expecting boobs and get gore.
MRW I go camping in the middle of summer and sleep in the tent past 7am
MRW when I meet a girl who is a tease
MRW my girlfriend wants to have sex and I'm too tired after work
MRW someone asks for a post to be tagged [NSFW]
MRW I accidentally click a NSFW at work.
MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.
MFW I click a NSFW link expecting porn and I get spoilers for an show I haven't caught
MRW I click a link not marked "NSFW" (at work) and it ends up being gore/porn
MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over
MRW I click on a link labeled NSFW while at work
MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing
MRW I get that 2am text that says “come over”
MRW When I found out Larry Flynt was making an XXX version of 'The Interview' to
MRW I have the place to myself, and get "The Urge."
When I wake up and realize I slept through my alarm
MRW my girlfriend picked up the Lord of the Rings books and said "Look they
MRW there is a NSFW post right after an article.
MRW The wife gets home after a week at her mothers
MRW clicking any link labeled NSFL
When I click a NSFW link and the lacking amount of nudity is shocking
MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]
MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"
MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.
MRW so many NSFW links sound soooo good, but I'm in the front row of a lecture hall
MRW I learn that the U.S. had a Secretary of State named Eagleburger
MRW my crush finds out i'm a redditor, asks my username but i mod a NSFW sub
MRW the girl I'm dating says she's never had anyone enthusiastic about giving her
When I get a phone call from a recruiter asking for my portfolio.
MRW I catch my friend checking Facebook while we're at the stripclub

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