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Shit Happens

This shit ever happened to you? [NSFW]
PIC: Oh shit, how did this happen!?
Did anyone else shit a thousand bricks when this happened? [NSFW] [Spoiler]
The shit that happens when you wake up with a hangover
This week on shit that never happened.. [NSFW]
Holy shit, what happened to this pussy !?
I have been to Hotel workout rooms and this shit never happens!
So I missed my first cakeday. I figured that would probably happen. Anyways, here's
She think she hot shit...let's see what happens now
/k/ommando has no time to shit during happening
Shit defiantly happened.
(NSWF-ish) This is what happens when you give your friends shit for preparing your
raver dick head thinks he is a political martyr. apparently know one likes him in
I've always heard of shit like this happing but I'd never thought it would happen
another installment in "shit that never happened" (2500 upvotes in adviceanimals)
This is what happens when you don't have shit else to do. Last one, I promise lol
[50/50] Why Obama doesn't visit the south | What happens when you don't shit prior
Whatever happened to shitting bricks
[NSFW: Gore] First crash, and not on my street bike (thank god)…This is what happens
Aaron Wolbrueck... I hate you. You are a fucking rapist that takes advantage of girls.
[SPOILER] NSFW : what i wished happened at the end of the finale -- Grandpa Aang
What happened to that album that was like "top posts of 2013" or "bests
I would lose my shit if this happened in the final Rebuild. [EoE Spoilers]
You promised great sex.....dank weed....and a good time. When's this shit going to
SHIT SHIT SHIT I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE GAMBLED ON THOSE DIRTY COTTONS. WHAT THE FUCK
What happens when no ones home? Typical Shit.
[Survivor Series Spoilers] The "This Shit Never Happens to Cena" Look
Shit, I forgot to close the blinds. You guys didn't happen to see me getting undressed,
33 and this shit is still happening every morning, fml.
Holy fucking shit this is really happening
Anyone else not really give a shit what happens to him?
Me and my coworker were labeling stuff at work today and this shit happened...
I AM SORRY BEING INTERESTED IN COOL SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO MY ANCESTORS! SICK OF THESE
It's undeniable, shit does tend to happen on boats
Wife coming back from the minimarket.. she told me her nightgown kept falling like
A girls asks a social media site if she's "a total piece of shit." Here's
So this shit happened today..
(M) Not trying to expose anybody but damn yall Cleary see who the hell am it's only
(M) I never told on anybody about nothing except that shit that happen with NO NO.
(M) sorry Meg tell my kids I love them and I told you also If somthing happen. To
Ever had a somewhat lucid dream where you just can't control it enough and shit like
(M) she know I got a girl so we don't cross th@t line kinda like this Reddit shit
I’m a guy. Hate if you will. But I got some two tone shit happening.
Hey all. Just a friendly reminder to be safe out there. Shit happens quick (especially
This is what happens with your shit after you eat a lot of kale :D
I just have to share this. On Grindr. Guy opens with "Ur a girl?" and some
Actually, I prefer shitting in the shit-bowl at home. But it just so happens that
True story. As a boy, I remember the first time I was *ahem... aroused. I was in
"oh shit thus cant be happening" i walked into the bathroom stressing out,
Just because we had the whale post a few days ago.......at least that I think happened
This happened a few hours after the shutdown the other day for George Floyd. I snapped
Shit is going to happen and I'm excited for it
Just bought some shit from a local dominatrix to consume. When lockdown ends I will
Brake rotors will seriously fuck your shit up. This is what happened to me when my
[META] Would it be possible to implement some bot/restrictions to prevent shit like
Of course this shit would happen to me. One half of my 50g order from Rouge River
At 38 this shit doesn't happen by accident. Your ass can't handle this. This will
"Shit just "happens", there's no way to tell a man's character before
[OC] This is what happens when I masturbate while falling asleep. I think about this
So 2020 has bene a shit year...what's ONE good thing that happened to you in these