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Thats What She Said

She said, "Cum on my ass and take a picture, I wanna see it." That's what
I had to pick him up that day, the awkwardness when she told me what he said was
This is when she said "So that's what we are doing tonight, good I like it.".
She said "penises are not supposed to be that size" what do you think?
She said "is that your wallet or what?"
[M]y gf said she doesn't like that I'm working out. I'm not as squishy. What do you
My wife took this picture and claimed that it was a POV picture. She said "It's
Asked her to ride me she said she didn’t want to do any work, she just wants to
[52] After taking some shots sitting in the chair, my photographer said to stand
She didn't know what to expect when her boyfriend said that they should go for a
Sexy girlfriend texted me snd said she'd be "working late" tonight..wonder
(M) she even said then. I have nasty stuff on there what str8 man wouldnt wanna see
(M) 10min and no like I said I have a big present coming to me 2morrow my Son so
When her boyfriend said that she should visit his friend, this wasn't what she expected,
Been with same girl for 7 yrs. She's always said its big but I was only her 4th.
Wife enjoying her first BBC at age 48! I asked her what she thought of it afterwards
Your wife is annoyed that you don't approve of her swimsuit for the party. She said
"If you had a real man's cock, instead of a little clit, you could be fucking
Some people have said that open front fashions are not for the older lady. We now
(M) it dnt matter who she is.. She kool though. Thats all that matter. It felt genuine
My fiance's sister had a little bit of a secret; she had a huge crush on her sister.
She said her ex husband's was quite a bit bigger, but that I use mine much better.
Your new GF said she wanted to make a porno of you guys doing anal. That look on
At that moment, Billy knew what his mother meant when she said, you’ll know when
(m) No need my ppl know! Can't wait to be financially free what a feeling it's going
I often tell my girlfriend that she is an ugly whore. She hates it and says that
"oh shit thus cant be happening" i walked into the bathroom stressing out,
She laughed and laughed, then said what am I suppose to do with that
Says that she isn't confident with her body, said I could post and see what you guys
Found her sending pictures like this to her guy friend, who I'm pretty sure is an
My neighbor had been giving me strange looks for a while. What's more is that she's
I misbehaved when Mother had visitors so she punished me by making me kneel in the
Roommate is having three guy friends come over on the weekend.... she said I should
When Clara, my grandmother's housekeeper, called me in a panic to let me know that
Mommy Alison's reaction when I told her I couldn't get hard enough to fuck her after
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First
What would you do if she said that to you?