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Whenever someone drives away from a car accident. Whenever someone is stealing condoms
Pffft... That sculpture isn't accurate.  There's no WAY he'd be able to stand! [NSFW]
My gf put him in there as a joke, now he begs to be put back in. [FIXED] (NSFW)
Very lonely, and my daddys busy. I wish he weren't cause theres a time limit to him
A little teaser (f)or you, gonewild..for he said,let there be ass. And lots of it.
Hey guys. My grandma unexpectedly passed away yesterday and it's hit my grandpa like
And on the third day He said to us, let there be Knees.
When he realizes the person is still there and goes back to being dead
Get it right MD Gentlemen, there's only one thing feminists could never forgive a
Brother! My boyfriend is going to be here in 20 minutes! There's no way he won't
[f]irst time with this user name -- be gentler than he was! there's a great vid of
Now Dawson, there's no reason to be jealous of Pacey! Just have a good time like
In "Story for Steven" there's a sign saying to elect Buck Dewey for mayor.
I'm really sick and tired of horrible people ruining this website, and acting like
" ...although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just
In a relationship, either he is inferior or she is inferior, but they can't be both
Husband is out on a business trip and now I seem to be horny after he has left. Is
“Look at those hands, are they small hands? And he referred to my hands as if they’re
Ever watch your wife shave her pussy because she is meeting another man? Clearly
And he did say "Let there be Undertail." And it was beautiful
And he said "Let there be Boobs"
[F]lirted with a guy today and sent this. Going to the movies with friends and he
You'll have to skip it, he asked for both of us to be there.
And then he said, "Let there be light..." [f]
If he had just finished in my mouth there wouldn’t be this mess to deal with...
Used to be a regular, not heard from him in weeks. Told him I'm too sick to drag
Might not be the best photo, or glass, or expensive whisky, but it was my Oupa's
Chastity Fantasy: Caption 104b. He wasn't supposed to be up there tonight!
This is my mates Mrs on a girls holiday in ibiza, I bet he hated her being there
What reason could there be that she decided to end it with him? He seems like a good
When he rides behind me there’s bound to be some of this happening during bike
Cuck completely submitted to me, in the end he asked for her to be out there for
"Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands --
I have a contractor over renovating the basement for me. Sounds like noisy dusty
It is just some skin. Plus your dad will be there I am sure he will make sure your