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They Lied

Hips don't lie....(oh no they [f]'ing don't)

The Undies say "HOT"... They Don't Lie!

GUESS THEY AREN'T LYING ABOUT THE PUSSY WARTS

Always trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie (f)

Two Dutch soldiers lie next to the bunker they died defending in Dordrecht during

I love butter{f}lies, they make me grool..

Would you think I was lying if I said that they just popped out?

On July 31, 1991, Soviet OMON forces arrived at the Medininkai border post, they

Old hippies don’t die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time

Everyone, at some point in their life, fantasizes about having HOT, meaningless,

I wasn't lying! They are real!

Guess they weren't lying about the cave O_o

I realize they're the bad guys in this context, but I'd be lying if I said I haven't

I like how they look when I'm lying down.

You can't really tell they're 32C's when I'm lying down, can you? ;)

Do you like the way they look when I'm lying down? (F)

The downfall of lying on my side is that they always go everywhere. I need someone

the eyes chico, they never lie

The things they leave lying around openly next to Sailor Moon these days..

Apparently some of you are offended that I always show my boobs lying on my back.

"I'm starting to think you lied to me. Naked picnics aren't really a thing,

Apparently if someone doesn't wanna fuck him, they must be lying

I have been told several times that my unusually large penis makes up for the rest

The scars tell lies. Too big or too small, they were perfect beforehand

Only trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie

Guys, I know they're one of the only decent competitors to bad dragon but DON'T order

Love the way they look when she lies back (MIC)

Visited a friend, they had parts of action figures lying around. Couldn't resist

it in her eyes chico they never lie

Sometimes i like lying naked on my couch and asking myself if there are some girls

I won't lie, they're pretty fun [F, 32]

As family, I was allowed entry to my sister's all-girl dorm. And she wasn't lying

These Hips Don't Lie...But They Do Tease

Well they didn't exactly lie

My hips don't lie! Or do they?

Hips that couldn't lie if they wanted to ;)

Of course, I leave my lipstick and lube lying around where they can see it...

She's lying down and they still look huge

Tied to her hooded sisters -- they could only lie there and listen as she was used

I love how they looking lying in bed :)

[f] Not gonna lie, butt plugs hurt when I first started wearing them, but I’m happy

So a friendly redditor told me that I could post completely naked and without censoring

The eyes, chico. They never lie

The eyes chico, they never lie

"Enjoy Exciting Outdoor Adventures" the ad had said. Well, they hadn't

The eyes, chico. They never lie.

"I like coconuts you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in

At least lying down they aren't as heavy

My hips don't lie, but they do hide the sides o(f) my thong from that angle

I'd be lying if I said I could walk straight in these heels but hopefully they've

Always trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie.

Even lying down they still stand up (OC)

The eyes chico they never lie.

Even lying down you can see how big they are. (OC)

I only trusts guys who like big butts because they can not lie ?

My hips don't lie, but they could probably kill a man ?

Hips don't lie, so what are they telling you? ;)

So tiny they disappear when I lie down

B-cups are magic; when you lie down they disappear!?

I only trust people that like big butts… they cannot lie

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