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They Lied

Hips don't lie....(oh no they [f]'ing don't)

ALWAYS trust the dudes that say they love a big butt. They cannot tell a lie. [F]

Two Dutch soldiers lie next to the bunker they died defending in Dordrecht during

I love butter{f}lies, they make me grool..

Would you think I was lying if I said that they just popped out?

Everyone, at some point in their life, fantasizes about having HOT, meaningless,

I wasn't lying! They are real!

Guess they weren't lying about the cave O_o

I realize they're the bad guys in this context, but I'd be lying if I said I haven't

So let's explain this paradox: feminists don't lie when they say they can do extremely

I like how they look when I'm lying down.

You can't really tell they're 32C's when I'm lying down, can you? ;)

Do you like the way they look when I'm lying down? (F)

The downfall of lying on my side is that they always go everywhere. I need someone

[Slightly NSFW] Keepin' It Classy, huh Cops? Found in FB Group "Civilians Against

the eyes chico, they never lie

Apparently some of you are offended that I always show my boobs lying on my back.

[F] They are so big that they get in the way when I try to lie back watching TV.

I have been told several times that my unusually large penis makes up for the rest

Under the "decency, respectability" & feminism women demand inferior

A special little shout out to the guy who likes my breast! Thanks, they are low lying

I won't lie, they're pretty fun [F, 32]

As family, I was allowed entry to my sister's all-girl dorm. And she wasn't lying

Well they didn't exactly lie

My hips don't lie! Or do they?

Since they aren't meta they have lots of time to rest and lie down (Kindred: Lamb)

Hips that couldn't lie if they wanted to ;)

(M) Bro on my kids I'm not lieing they knew shit about me that was weird as hell..on

She's lying down and they still look huge

Tied to her hooded sisters -- they could only lie there and listen as she was used

I love how they looking lying in bed :)

[f] Not gonna lie, butt plugs hurt when I first started wearing them, but I’m happy

"Take a yachting vacation," they said. "Visit exotic ports,"

I lie in bed to the sound, of the wolves at my door. They are speaking in tongues,

(m) shout out to all the real bitches that stand in they man corner even when they

Sluts with small tits KNOW instinctively they're inferior to chics with bigger tits

The eyes chico, they never lie

"I like coconuts you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in

These hips don't lie. Instead, they exclaim, "Damn, check out this curvy hottie

Always trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie.

Free Sub, Just a Hobby showing me covered in Cum getting fucked!!! But girls are

Even lying down you can see how big they are. (OC)

THEY ARE TELLING LIES ABOUT OUR EMPORER

I honestly can’t even comprehend what argument they’re trying to make. Do they

B-cups are magic; when you lie down they disappear!?

Your bullies weren't lying when they said they met your mom at the strip club.

I only trust people that like big butts… they cannot lie

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