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This Happened Today

This happened to me today [true story]
So this happened to me today...
This happened at my university today...
SO THIS HAPPENED ON MY WAY TO WORK TODAY
So this happened on facebook today. It takes an unexpected turn towards the end.
So this happened during the USA vs Axis of Evil soccer match at the Olympics today
[non-mod post] This happened at my atheist bake sale today
This happened on IRC today.
I was playing "Cards Against Humanity" with some friends today, when this
I'm off work today to drink here and this happens. Even with internet drunks I am
So this happened to our Physics class today
This happened again today
This happened to me today.
I bit into a hard boiled egg today and this happened (potentially NSFW)
So this happened skating today (NSFW/NSFL - Gore)
Been doing very well until this happened. I'm very close to smoking today. :(
This happened to my brother today.
I was so proud of myself for using coupons while grocery shopping today, then this
Went for a walk outside today. This happened.
Tried on some compression shorts today, than this happened ;)
Took pictures today and found this from the weekend. I do not remember this happening.
So this twitter bot "educates" people via the NY Times. Today this happened.
So this happened at work today. Moral of the story? Got paid to fap!
So this happened on my tumblr today...
This happened to my friend a year ago today...
So this happened in school today
This happened to me today.
This happened at work today.....
This happened to a girl in my town today riding a 4-wheeler. Mark barbed wire!
So im scrolling through my feed today and this happens
So this happened at Pemberton Fest today. NSFW
This happened in my front page today
[META] I know a lot of people think amazon is 100% safe / can't be reversed like
NSFW So this happened at Indianapolis 500 today. My friends getting his ass grabbed
Of all the things that happened in today's episode, this happened the most.
What happened to me? Had Phenibut earlier today, shot up and then this happened.
So this happened to me today
So you wanted new content...this happened earlier today. Does that work?
This happened to my brother today. I laughed like an idiot.
So this happened on the skytrain today in Vancouver
I was playing today and then this happened [NSFW][TF2 GONE SEXUAL]
This happened at my brother's high school today during a pep rally. Yes, it was in
So this happened at the gym today. (NSFW)
Already came once today, but then this happened.
Bored today and my husband is to busy at work to text. So this happens [f]
This happened in my office today, I don't even think it was intentional.
NSFW: Goddamnit.. is this infected? Wondering if I should go to the doctor today,
Was Making Blueeyed, I Mean Blueberry Pancakes Today and This Happened
there's a video of me putting some cute panties on I'd like to do something with
So this happened at my girlfriend's place of work today. NSFW indeed
The no bra today got me into trouble, and then this happened. [F]reshly fucked!
[M] I came into the office today to work on some things and this happened.
I walked a lot today one week after surgery and this happened. Did my stitch come
Wasn't going to fap again today then this happened
Discovered FreshBeaver today, and this happened
I introduced my wife to my boss about a year ago. Today this happened. PM me what
So today this happened 18+
Another 50% off ⚡flash sale⚡happening TODAY ONLY for the next 30 subs!! These
So this happened to me today
NEW today! (video, 5:19 min.) I was just about to brush my teeth and go to bed, then