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Todays Kids

You kids today! Back in my day we walked to school in 3 feet of snow with no feet...NSFW
My dad has always smoked Fuente's and I realized today this was the first boob I
Ladies (and gents), grew up as a pretty heavy kid, but I thought I was lookin' good
Man, kids today have a lot better prizes than I remember getting growing up.
My girls is 42 today, 4 kids later she's wondering if she's still got it
Got a quick bj today. Too bad the kid woke up before we could finish.
So I found a 15 year old kid's wallet today
Just wanted to throw this out there - Today I realized that my appreciation for big
My friend's sister is a third grade teacher at a school where some of the kids don't
I feel bad for kids today. I googled "jinkies" and got this. (NSFW)
A kid that I know recently came out... He found this on his seat today at school.
To the kid screaming in the store today..
Got my first order of Super Dry Kids today!
[kik]. Today only, no kidding, get my kik FOREVER at 50% off. Only $25!!!!!! One
My newest figurine came in today! (And some kid with a red hat next to it for some
I've been telling my kid sister to try this for a while now, and today I finally
Got a new hat at the amusment park today. Im a kid now!
So my GF's kid drew a cat at school today . . . (NSFW)
My (F36) husband's (M37) surprise while the kids were at school today.
Guess what my wife did today to get these beads at the St. Patrick's Day parade?
I don't have any kids, but I can be your mommy for today [f]
El(f) on the shelf time again. He paid mom a little visit today. Shhh! Don't tell
El(f) on the shelf time again. He paid mom a little visit today. Shhh! Don't tell
A friend got me this 1979 Orioles program for Christmas. The first ad i turned to
Hand holding? Get with the times grandpa/grandma, kids today found something lewder
Forgot my glasses today and spent a solid 5 minutes thinking this kid was staring
Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about
Endless catcalls in NYC, I'm hoping the kids on the block and grown men enjoyed my
Kinda down today. Here is a picture of my smile [f40] 2 kids
Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real
Went to LEGO store with the kids today. Thought the bathroom was so cute. What do
NSFW Kids today will never know how good Land Before Time was
[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] Laying sick in bed today,I need
"Hi kids, I'm your new teacher Anita and today we will be learning about male
Who am I kidding, I'm not getting ANY work done today!
Damn kids and their phones today ;) My stepdaughter is glued to hers! (F/50) (F/25)
Since I’m a body hopper, I use my sister’s body to babysit for pocket money without
Walked my kids to the bus stop wearing nothing but this robe today; I caught the
[NSFW] today’s war wound! Got sloppy And sliced my hand pretty good. Stay safe
Maybe I should try to get some sun today? LOL Just kidding!
F4F hosting today noontime in Tampa Area My boyfriend wants to watch before the kids
having such a happy kid mood today) hope your day is going great as well guys!
Our daughter has been keeping her sexuality a secret! My wife and I occasionally
Baller status ✌? This would of made me the coolest kid on the playground back in
I don’t have kids but you can worship my dad bod today.

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